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do you smell that trat?

my opposition is getting scared

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for some reason the type of person who uploads handcam videos of their back yards is genetically predisposed to always talking like they're blackout drunk and i believe this reflects the moral and spiritual corruption of the american lifeway

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RINO is one of those phrases that american conservatives completely forget exists until one of their chosen stand-in father figures says it and then you'll psychotically see them parrot it for the next three weeks thinking to yourself "oh my god, am i insane? has this always been a thing? reddit mandala effect REAL?" and don't worry, it's been a thing, it's just so fucking stupid that no one self-respecting has ever said it

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i love to chill and crepe

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grown adult you've been speaking english your entire life whole instagram filled with videos of you prattling stupid bullshit to your dumbass friends but you cant put 1200 of them down on some paper and call it a day ? you're broken

truly believe this no more insulting or self-snitching view you can express than "it is sooooo hard to write an essay" literally use your words it is so easy to vomit out 3 pages of text it takes 0 effort you are scum

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truly believe this no more insulting or self-snitching view you can express than "it is sooooo hard to write an essay" literally use your words it is so easy to vomit out 3 pages of text it takes 0 effort you are scum

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amanda bynes is great thats the onmly amanda we like

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yeah i thought this guy was an impotent spineless loser but then i heard him handle confrontation by forcing himself to pretend to laugh (he made a sound like a bird) and i decided he was actually virile and sturdy and i had to mate with him

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shooting this guy in the head tomorrow

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theres a type of person that will say to you when you say "420" or you comment on seeing "420" somewhere they'll say to you "whoa that's the funny number" with a curled upper lip and a receding asymmetrical nostril dissolving into the crude smeared face of a smug high schooler but what theyre actually communicating to you isn't a derision of your joy at recognizable numbers what they are actually saying is "you didn't say my funny numbers, you didn't say 69" because all of these people deeply want to be sex pesting you at any moment in time actually the entire reason they're even desperate to signal how highly they rise above the mention of the crude and heinous Weed Number is in the vain hopes that passing trad baddie decides to bust down on that cawk to pay them for a lifetime of being an insufferable leech

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proud boys is an MLM for mlms and oathkeepers is bucees militia

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its really not that they used to let old people do that much more than they let people do things now, it's just that the self-awareness has shifted for the average person. back in the 1950s some broad could walk around like "I'm an actress. I Live in Holly Wood, it is Amazing" but the rent was probably $200 a month and she only acted maybe 5 things ever. average guy can probably act in 8-10 full length paying films before they feel comfortable saying they're an actor. god willing it'll be more but they're getting antsy again, void of culture so the common man is desperate to fill that vacuum with his own ego. you should not let him

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i spend every day in a drug fueled craze depositing little droppings of love and joy everywhere i go so that they may one day give way to a blossoming tree of life and energy that the future may reap the benefits of i am a being of infinite empathy and compassion i am a driving force in the good energies felt by all and i am the sole reason war has not broken out

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i love culture changing i love the vibe shift yes bitch you're doing it you're doing that thing i was never gonna do anyway and you're living large you have your facebook pfp set and you are killing it right now work that shit we WILL stop sopa and you will have contributed directly to the process obama 3rd term coming jade helm encroaching they put rfid trackers in my neck and now they know that i know that government agents are lurking in my group chats and telling me what to buy so they can control me

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any time you suffer through a meaningless shit ass course you are almost guaranteed that the person proctoring it is some fucked up anatomical anomaly with the worst head to neck ratio in either direction you've ever seen. you will never endure a meaningful class from anyone that looks like a normal person, each one of them is some horrible clone spun out of a cia blacksite laboratory to fill the role of the indoctrination process they were genetically tailored for.

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half of the shit you're ever going to do in school age 14 onwards is basically signing a form that says "my government is good actually and the things they do are justified" and this is true of basically every country. there are people who will try to trick you into thinking that their country does not do this, this is because they are so thoroughly brainwashed by the flow and state of propaganda that they can't even fathom the motivations of their government at the current time. this is especially true of american liberalism and its never ending, all consuming desire to justify itself as the savior of human rights and dignity everywhere, and not a kneejerk reaction to its own unwillingness to return any modicum of power to its peoples.

academic citations are a tool used by the academic class to lend credence to self-supported pseudoscientific fields by creating an internal logic to operate as the structure for what is otherwise a very obviously speculative or meaningless field. society owes it to all future generations to kill historians and drain their blood into the pages of their books, "history majors" are all parasites that need to be excommunicated, blinded and tortured.

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not only can you steal textbooks but, if they hold knowledge or resources you feel you absolutely need, then it is actually morally imperative that you do it. most of them are full of fake or only temporarily true bullshit anyway so you owe it to yourself and everyone else to grant yourself access to these temporal tangents as often as you can