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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc
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interview tomorrow for the company that’s my current company’s biggest rival. ngl i only applied bc i was mad at current job and i am very very scared of this interview
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saw a video about a singer who canceled the fireworks show at her concert because she noticed that a stray dog was quietly watching her performance and she didn’t want to scare him away and maybe maybe there’s still hope for humankind
❝ Brazilian singer Taty Girl left her fans speechless during a concert when she made an unexpected decision: she suspended the fireworks show she had planned to protect a homeless dog who was attending the show. While singing, Taty noticed the presence of a dog she named “Caramelo,” who was calmly watching from a distance. Without hesitation, she told her audience: “We will not launch any more fireworks, Caramelo does not like them. Out of respect for him, we will not use them. You can see that he is there quietly, enjoying the show.” Taty’s gesture was applauded by the audience, who not only admired her sensitivity, but also suggested that she adopt the dog. According to reports, the singer listened to the voices of her fans and decided to take Caramelo home, ensuring him a life full of love and care. ❞ Vía 🎥 tt/tatygirloficial
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moment of appreciation for one of my favorite lim sets
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Which one is closest to yours? Mine is like 6ish-7ish.
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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i've had this dumb idea for like a month, there it is
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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)
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Someone needs to invent a solution to this "being hungry" thing
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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?
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depictions of death as merciful and benevolent and kind move me to tears without fail
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Every time someone says "we need a new political party in America to represent all the people in the center!" I am reminded of the Dutch Centre Party aka the owners of one of the funniest opening lines of a wiki article:

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
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credit card… credit card come back…. credit card i miss you…
#context: had fraudulent charges on my card. had to cancel the card. new card is not here yet#three o clock speaks
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how the ferris wheel scene went, probably
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