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shiiiit I sent a crashout about my audition to my MD friend who helped me practice it because I was like ‘oh he’s not here so this won’t influence the decision’ but then the other MDs talked about calling him about it and now I’m like Fuck. it was inappropriate to message him about it in the first place because he’s on the MD team but now it runs the risk of slight emotional manipulation because what if they do consult him on it and he feels bad for me ?? fuck
zan if you see this don’t worry about it
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Have you heard the tale of the queen of thieves?
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being a non partnering aro is great because we have way more time for the killings
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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.
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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you
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op i know that post was a joke and not to be deep on main but as a trans guy who’s always been unsure about transitioning, it actually did rewire something in my brain a bit. like, society has always told me, along with my parents, that transitioning is this huge, terrible, irreversible thing. and even jokingly, seeing a cis guy so sincerely be okay with it in that context really… i don’t know if this makes sense, but it made me feel less, like, scared of it. if that makes sense at all. so thank u for that dude :)
yknow what thats nice to hear. im currently going through my asks and answering most of them in unserious ways but im glad something i posted made someone feel less scared of transitioning. best of luck to ya in your future ventures and remember to always wash your hands after going to the lavatory
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Found a large aphid on my hand and reached over to hand it to my coworker at the same time that she reached over to hand me a mason bee that had landed on her.
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✨all mine✨
More arts on my X account : @Noname_myeong
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would anyone be interested in patting me on the head for an uninterrupted hour? it is not paid and additionally I will be nonverbal the entire time
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i found this orange it looks like a pumpkin i think you might think its cool idk

I won't lie this is pretty badass thank you for showing me
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Is Jimmy a belly rub hater or is he one of those weird cats that loves/tolerates it

He loooves belly rubs if it’s dad supplying the belly rubs lol
He lets me rub his belly too but i guess i don’t do it the way dad does so he just walks away disappointed
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I need to take away his spring in the mornings. he won’t eat if he sees the spring first, all he wants to do is play with spring. my boy is withering
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