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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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that "quieres?" weed puppy meme but i'm handing you a springroll

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Ah yes. Extremely believable. Nothing suspicious about claims from a rampant liar and a country that habitually breaks ceasefires

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if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

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Have you ever finished a book that was over 800 pages?

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starts the second trojan war in portland by inscribing a golden starbucks cup with "for the least problematic kinkster"

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the linguistic descriptivism leaving my body as soon as someone says irregardless or reflexive pronouns for no reason

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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Maaaan I really like this tank, but unless I tuck it in, it exposes too much for free 😔

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im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

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