threepipeproblems
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All Right Then, I'll Go To Hell
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threepipeproblems · 20 hours ago
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threepipeproblems · 22 hours ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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threepipeproblems · 24 hours ago
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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threepipeproblems · 2 days ago
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Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like
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threepipeproblems · 2 days ago
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Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.
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threepipeproblems · 2 days ago
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Personne n'aime le jour comme l'aveugle
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threepipeproblems · 2 days ago
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threepipeproblems · 3 days ago
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Spending adult money correctly
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threepipeproblems · 3 days ago
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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.
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threepipeproblems · 3 days ago
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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
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threepipeproblems · 3 days ago
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Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry:  Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
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threepipeproblems · 4 days ago
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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
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threepipeproblems · 4 days ago
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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threepipeproblems · 4 days ago
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threepipeproblems · 5 days ago
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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threepipeproblems · 5 days ago
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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threepipeproblems · 5 days ago
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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