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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Audrey Hepburn as Natasha Rostova in War and Peace (1956)

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i can’t hang out because i have to kiss my cat on the head 980 times

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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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every time i go outside i am astounded by the power of sun and air

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annie's x clio peppiatt: the midnight dress

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Subjecting people to my new character obsession like:

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1/3 of the Fellowship

The Dwarfs are very clearly inspired mainly from Old Norse, so that's the main reference for Gimli's dress. There's also some other influences, like some Bronze Age Mediterranean influences and Iron Age Eastern Europe.

To me Tolkien's elves are very high Middle Ages and Gothic, but for Sindar I mixed in plenty of Celtic and especially Irish influence, and based Legolas' dress heavily on Irish léine.

Boromir's dress I based on mostly Byzantine but also some Medieval Arabic influences as I did for Faramir.

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The Spares, Part III

Part I

Part II

.....................Later.........................

I know some people don't like the concept of these four meeting prior to the events of LotR, but I DO and THIS IS WHY