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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.
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Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like
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Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.
#oh ho ho#well for starters will Grayson will Grayson that booked sucked so much ass#actually discovered that I reeeeeally dislike John greens fiction but really like his nonfiction#I also didn’t much like acotar it felt plot holey and like the author couldn’t decide what tropes she liked best so she tried them all#the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue I thought was embarrassingly mid#also sadly the familiar by Leigh Bardugo which was a shame bc I like a lot of her other books#ohh the maidens was also bad hated that#but this is only a handful it’s pretty rare I finish a book and go wow that was irredeemably bad#more often I’m like this had potential but was mid
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Personne n'aime le jour comme l'aveugle
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Spending adult money correctly
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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.
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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
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Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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