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Stop fucking with people who don’t reciprocate the same level of energy as you. Your time is valuable.
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Boy: she’s so hot
Me: omg I know
Boy: are you a lesbian?
Me: I can recognize that women are good looking and I can appreciate them without having to be gay. I think that regardless of your gender, you can see when another person, regardless of their gender, looks good. I’m sorry that you are conditioned to think that recognizing the beauty of another human being defines your sexuality.
Me: also I’m hella gay
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Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created
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