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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

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I stayed inside the rest of the day. After dinner with everyone, I decided to take a shower and wash off the stresses of my day. While Bailey and Will were outside finishing some chores, I opted for getting into bed and putting something on the tv to fall asleep to.

As I go to set my alarms on my phone, I notice that the time is 7:57pm. “Wow. This is probably the earliest I’ve gone to bed in a long time” I chuckled. Setting my phone on my side table I quickly fell into a wonderful and deep slumber. What will tomorrow entail?

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The night was decent. Usually I would be up and down all night especially my first night somewhere I’ve never slept. The long journey must’ve tired me out more than I expected.

Looking at my phone after turning my alarm off, it read 8:36 am. “Hmm. I’m sure the house is empty.” Getting up and out of bed I picked my outfit for the day. Will and Bailey both have school just like everyone else. Well. With the exception of the adults since they’re not in school.

Opting for some light wash jeans shorts and a red t shirt with a white tank top underneath, all I was missing right now was my boots. I made my way down the stairs and into the kitchen. I noticed a note on the kitchen counter.

‘ Misty,

We figured you’d sleep in some. The boys are at school and unfortunately we’re out for the day for business. Help yourself to anything you’d like in the kitchen!

Call us if you need anything at all,

Mr. & Mrs. Handler’

“Ah. That’s too bad. I wonder when the boys get out of school?” I thought of loud. Looking through the cupboards I found some cereal. “I wonder if everyone goes to the same school?” Pouring myself a bowl of cereal, I take some time to simply breathe. Trying to relax and ease my mind as much as I can. You can only relax so much while eating cereal. When I finished I cleaned up my mess and decided to head out to the barn.

“Good morning Little Miss! Did you sleep well!?” I called out as I walked in. Little Miss gave out a happy whinny, likely happy to see me. That or she had a great night of sleep. Hopefully both haha.

“Let’s get you turned out into the pasture.” I mumble while petting her nuzzle. “Smokestack and River should be here around noon I heard. So that’ll be fun!” Smokestack is my American Quarter Horse stallion and River is my dog. She’s a long haired black German Shepherd. They were traveling ahead of me like Little Miss. but the trailer had a flat tire and it put them behind a night.

Seeing all the other horses in the barn I couldn’t help but wonder what their personalities were like. Are they like their owners? Only time will tell!

And with time, it came and went faster than I realized. The sound of a couple honks grabbed both mine and Missy’s attention. It was Erik with Smokestack and River! The truck and trailer rolled to a stop, and then Erik hopped out of the front seat along with River right behind him.

River ran straight to me. “River! We’re you a good girl? Who’s a good girl?! You are! My goodness girl!” She bombarded me with her body and kisses.

“Thank you Erik! I’m glad you all arrived in one piece!”

“I’m glad I arrived in one piece too!” He chuckled, heading to the back of the trailer. “So, how’s your first official full day at the ranch?”

I played with River on the ground while Erik unloaded Smoke. His liver chestnut coat shined in the sunlight. He has four socks of varying lengths and a white blaze down his nose. Standing up from playing with River, I greet Smoke. “Smokestack! My baby!” I hold my arms out to him and he gives out a happy whinny, bobbing his head up and down with excitement.

He nibbled at me while I was petting his nose. “Alright. Let’s get you some feed and water. Later we’ll get in a small ride to stretch those legs!” I take the lead from Erik. “You take care kiddo! I’ve gotta go, see ya!”

“See ya Erik! Thanks for dropping them off!” I wave as he drives off. Walking over to the pasture I let Smoke take off. There was already a water trough so that part was simple enough. Walking back into the barn I grabbed some feed and placed it into to separate bins. One for Smoke and one for Missy.

“Alright you two! You eat up, I’m going to go make something for myself! I’ll be back out at 2 o’clock Smokey. We’ll getcha all tacked up!”

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My meal was just some simple eggs and bacon with toast. Cleaning up my mess I headed back outside. Smokey trotted up to the fence line, eager to get out of the pasture. He greeted me with a snort and a whinny. “Alright boy, let’s get you ready.” I clipped the lead rope onto his halter and tied him off on the fence. His tack was in a box in the barn, along with where Missy’s tack box was. I dragged the box out, all the horses in their stalls watching as I did so. It feels like some of them already aren’t fans of me? Or maybe they’re just stirred up with two knee horses. ‘I’ll settle with that as the answer.’ I thought as I opened the box, now placed by Smokestack.

All of his tack was wrapped in newspapers to keep it in good condition. You never know when a box is gonna get extra bumpy and break something. When I got him all finished up I decided to leave Missy and bring River with me. Missy was busy sunbathing so I won’t interrupt her. “Come on River, let’s go explore some!” She gave a couple barks and started off on one of the trails that go to the woods. “Alrighty! As long as we stay on the trail and don’t go too far we’ll be okay. Let’s go Smokey!” I squeezed my legs in the saddle and off he went.

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Some time had passed and we were by some apple trees. We were all having a taste of the sweet apples they had to offer, even River was knowing on an apple. Feeling a buzz on my smartwatch, I look down and see I have a call from an unknown number. “Maybe it’s one of the others.” I mumbled as I chewed a piece of apple. Tapping the green phone I hear a familiar voice.

“Hello!? Misty?”

“Yeah! Who is this?” I chuck my apple core near the base of the tree.

“This is Bailey. We were starting to wonder where you went. You weren’t in the house, the barn, and Missy is here. Where are you?”

“Oh, hey Bailey! Yeah, I got kinda bored and decided to go for a ride. I’ll head back to the barn now, we were getting ready to head back anyways.”

“Ride? But your horse is here? Who’s horse are you riding!?” Bailey sounded confused. I could hear another voice, “She’s out riding?” that sounded like Will’s voice.

I gave a small chuckle walking over and mounting Smokey. “Yeah. I actually have two horses I brought with me.”

“Two!? Wow, your parents must have money.” Bailey commented. “Well, anyway. Just about everyone is here at the barn. You should come watch todays practice!”

“Okay, I’ll be back in 10. Bye!”

“Ride safe, bye!”

And with a click our call was over. I wonder how they’ll react to Smokestack. Maybe they’ll be expecting a big draft like Missy. I let out a hearty laugh and urged Smoke forward. River followed close by, bobbing and weaving through the bushes. I urged Smoke to go faster, and we were at a full gallop. We could see the clearing coming up and we quickly broke out into the open where the trail ended. I could see everyone standing in the practice arena with their horses. Might as well make an entrance. We did a sliding stop on the opposite side of the arena fence, kicking up dirt and dust.

“Hey guys! Hope I’m not late!” I chuckled with a huge grin.

“Ugh, you’re going to get me covered in filth.” Chloe whined.

“Yeah, some of us have standards.” Zoe chipped in.

“Blah blah. Go cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it girls.” I poked at them.

“Wow, that’s some great reining skills Misty. Do you do western?” Bailey complemented, riding closer on Aztec.

“I do a little bit. I mainly did ranching back home. But I always found time to have a little fun with Smokestack. Right boy?” I gave his neck a pat and as if on cue he gave a big whinny.

“You did ranch work? That’s pretty cool!” Will rode up from the back in the pack.

“Yeah, if you’re poor and like getting all dirty.” Zoe scoffed.

“I don’t know about that, Zoe. Ranch hands are a big reason why you even have a horse. Without them we really wouldn’t have the same horsemanship like we do today.” Will explained.

“Ugh whatever, if you guys wanna be dirty and gross don’t count us in.” And with that Zoe and Chloe started to ride away, towards another trail perhaps?

“What’s this horses name?” Sarah asked trying to sheer up the situation.

“Smokestack! But I’ll typically just call him Smoke. Or Smokey. Either works really.”

“Oh that’s a cool name!” Sarah seemed nice. I can only wait to see if it’s a facade or not though.

“Alrighty! As pleasant as it is, enough chit chatting. We have practice we have to get through!” Will brought everyone back on task. “We’ll be going over jumping….” Will started going on his speech about jumping and all the dynamics. “Alright, since Misty is our newest guest, we’ll give her the option to go first. Misty? What do you say?”

Without missing a beat. “Absolutely! Can I jump all the jumps or just this first one?”

“If you’d like to do all of them and feel comfortable enough to, then by all means. Go right ahead.”

“Pfft. You’re just going to fall off that big clumsy horse of yours.” Chloe grumbled. I gave Will a ‘I’ve got this look’. For Smokey this course was child’s play. But for them it’s probably new to them. We quickly and swiftly made our way through the course, not hitting a single pole. As I made my ride back to the group, everyone was clapping. Except Chloe and Zoe of course.

“What can I say? He’s allergic to wood.” I chuckled.

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AN: It’s just something rando I did. I might make more chapters lemme know what y’all think 😊

Walking through the final gate at the airport, I can finally see Sasha, one of the farmhands at Horseland waiting for me. I made the decision to move across the country to start anew. At least as anew as I can.

“Hey squirt! Ready to get going and meet everyone at Horseland!?” Sasha greets me with a big hug and a bigger smile. He was one of my parents friends, along with the owners and the other workers at the barn.

“I suppose, haha! Hey, does anyone else know there’s a new girl coming to the barn or-?”

“Well, not exactly. You see, the Handler’s told everyone that there was a ‘special guest’ but left all the other details to their imaginations” Sasha chucked as we got everything and ourselves into the ranch truck.

“I see” I chuckle, “how mischievous! Now I see why mom and dad liked them so much!” We laughed as we headed to the ranch.

By the time we reached the ranch, it was just turning 10:30 in the morning. ‘Today’s gonna drag’ I thought to myself. Flying Michigan to California will have me up 24 hours when I go to bed at 9pm. My flight departed at 6 pm and I got here at 10 am!

“Do you think I have to participate in a bunch of meet and greets today? I kind of want to hermit in my room and consume as little energy as possible.”

“Well, the Handler’s sorta figured as such. So they offered to let you just rest all day if you’d like. What do ya think?”

“Hmmmm” I began to think. If I do the meet and greets now I can stay awake easier AND get the hellos out of the way. Resting in bed all day on my laptop sounds good too, but then I’d probably fall asleep as soon as I hit the bed. “I think I’ll actually just meet everyone today. That way I won’t fall asleep and ruin my sleep schedule on the first day, ya know?”

“I hear ya loud and clear, squirt” Sasha said, pulling in to the driveway to Horseland. It was big, and beautiful! The barns look amazing too. Looking out the window I can see a bunch of horses and people lined up. There was six people and six horses. Not going to lie, it’s a bit nerve-racking to meet all these people at once

Once we were parked, I got out of the passenger seat and walked back to the trailer. ‘Thankfully everyone is on the other side. Else it’d be a bit awkward, hehe’ I thought. Dropping the trailer I could see some of the riders though, so I gave them a smile and a wave. “Howdy, y’all! Let me get Little Miss out and greet ya properly!” As I finish the gate is finally open all the way.

“Little Miss? Oh, how cute! What breed is she?!” The blonde girl smiles.

“You’ll see soon enough” I chuckle. The reaction they’ll have ought to be good. You see, Little Miss is a 19.5 hand horse. A Percheron to be specific. “Come on girl! Let’s go say hi to everyone!”

{19.5 hands is 78 inches to withers, or 6.5 feet}

With a whinny she started moving her big hooves. I exited the trailer first, lead in hand, and watched everyone’s faces as I brought Little Miss out. It was a mix of awe, shock, and excitement.

“I don’t know if you know this already, but that’s no ‘little’ Miss nothing!” One redhead said.

“No kidding! Do you really expect to jump a horse like that?” The other lighter redhead followed.

“No, but what I do expect you to be nice or shut your mouth” I laughed. Typical mean girls. Gross.

“Hey! You can’t say that!” The first one said.

“Well don’t say rude things, and you won’t get rude things said back” I shrugged, matter of factly. “But please everyone, I’m really a nice person. I just sort of give back what ya give me. Otherwise I’m pretty tame!” I laugh with a smile.

“Hey squirt! Here’s your bags, I gotta split and get a project done before days out. See ya on the flip side!” Sasha came up with my suitcase and backpack. I placed my backpack next to my suitcase. ‘I’ll get Missy situated first before I deal with those’ I thought while petting her nose. “Okay Sasha, take care of yourself!” And he was off.

“So! My name is Misty! And this is my Percheron, Little Miss, but I usually just call her Missy.”

And one by one everyone introduced themselves and their horses. All of them seem nice! With the exception of the redhead sisters, of course.

“So what brings you out here to Horseland?” Sarah asks as let Missy out in the paddock to stretch her legs.

“Oh, family. In fact, I don’t know if you two know this,” I say insinuating towards Will and Bailey. “I’ll actually be staying with y’all for a while!”

“Oh really! Wow! Wait, what about school? Which one are you going to?” Molly asked, hopping on the fence.

“I’m doing online! I’m actually almost done with school all together.”

“Wait, really? How old are you? I thought you were the same age as us?” Alma piped in.

“I am! I’m just turning 16 this year. I did all my other schooling online and I just finish my classes early.”

“Must be nice” Chloe remarked.

“Yeah. We get stuck going to our school every year.”

“Every day!”

“Well, not all things are as great as they seem” I replied, watching Missy trot around.

“What do you mean, you get to practically do whatever you want” Chloe remarked again.

“Eh, maybe you’ll understand eventually, but for now let’s just worry about getting familiar with each other. I haven’t met anyone here before! What if one of you is like the boogeyman or something!” I laughed.

“The only boogeymen here are Chloe and Zoey” Bailey joked, causing the two to scoff and walk out of the barn.

“Well, we ought to go wait for our rides, it’s time to leave. It was nice meeting you Misty!” Sarah started the goodbyes. Then Molly, and Alma. Leaving me with Bailey and Will.

“So!” Will clapped his hands together, “Ready to go see your new room!?”

“Yeah! It’ll be nice to have a goooooood sleep” we all laugh, “I can’t say I’ve never been up this long before. But boy it’s been a long 24 hours with the time difference between here and Michigan!”

“Yeah, I bet all those introductions wore you out even more, huh?” Will asked, as I swung my backpack on my back. I went to grab the luggage handle but he quickly brushed my hand away and took it instead. “Let me, you’ve had a long day! You said it yourself!”

“O-oh…um. Thank you! That’s really sweet of you! And yeah, it was a bit tiring. I’ll probably sleep in a little in the morning, unless my body says otherwise of course.”

“An early bird huh?” Bailey chirped in, as we made it to the porch of the Handler’s house.

“Not quite, I’m more of a night owl, unfortunately with an early bird schedule”

“Ah, that must suck”

“Yeaaaah, but it’s okay for the most part.” I say as we walk inside, and there’s two middlish aged adults waiting for us. It’s Mr and Mrs. Handler, of course. I’ve met them once when they came out for a visit to see my parents a few years back. They didn’t take Bailey because of school so that’s why I’ve never seen him in person before.

“Hello sweet pea! We’re so glad to have you here with us.” Mrs. Handler said calmly walking in to give me a hug.

“It’s nice to see you guys again” I said as I pulled from our hug. “Even though I’ll be awkward for a while, I’m grateful you are having me here, really”

Then Mr. Handler came up and gave me a hug too. “Your parents would’ve done the same for us. They’re the best as they come after all” he smiled.

“That’s true, they are” I smiled.

“Now, come on honey, let’s let her get to bed, she’s been up long enough.” Mrs. Handler ushered her husband. “Will, can you show her her room please? And Bailey, come with us we need your help in the kitchen.”

“Follow me” Will smiled and lead the way. Going up the stairs and down the hallway lines with doors. He pointed out that the first on the left was the bathroom. First on the right was a closet. Second on the left was my room, and second on the right was his room. Baileys was down on the other side of the stairwell.

Walking into my new room everything was all cleaned up and smelled nice. It smelled like apple pie and vanilla. “Mmm. It smells nice in here, did y’all bake a pie in here!?” I giggled.

“No, not exactly,” Will chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck. “My aunt had me burn some apple pie candles and vanilla scented dust..or something like that- the furniture. She said it would help you relax, so I didn’t mind at all.” He finished with a tint of pink on his cheeks.

“Well thank you for doing that, I really appreciate it. Really. I absolutely love vanilla apple pie. It’s the yummiest. In fact I’ll make you one of my special ingredient pies so you can try it yourself! If you like pie that is” I chuckled.

���Oh no! Yeah! I love myself an apple pie! I’d-I’d love to try one of your apple pies.” His pink tinted cheeks spread and darkened to red.

“Okay, it’s a date then” I winked with small laugh. ‘He’s cuter when he’s flustered’ I thought, smiling.

“W-what?”

“You know, like a date to remember. For the pie!”

“Oh—okay, haha”

“Well… it’s off to bed for me, so goodnight and thank you for everything” I smiled, “if anyone asks I’m going to try to sleep until 9 am. Ish.”

“Okay, 9am-ish it is. Goodnight, Misty!” Will said and closed the door behind him.

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Volo x f!Reader - The Special Spot

Warnings: lemon 🍋, sexual activity, 18+

Y’all comment or dm me what you think 😅💕

Volo walked beside you as the two of you wandered Hisui’s land at night. A place that you usually go to have a peaceful view of the Obsidian Fieldlands. Where you don’t have to worry about one of the three clans or Pokémon bothering you.

“So how has that Pokédex thing the professor assigned to you going?” Volo made chat, “isn’t it exhausting doing all that work? Especially for someone else?”

“Eh, I don’t see harm in it either way. I enjoy helping people and seeing them happy. I mean, isn’t it hard traveling all over Hisui by yourself, Volo? Don’t you ever wish you had someone with you?” You asked as Volo helped you up the last ledge to your favorite spot. “I mean, I can’t say I’m not guilty of not feeling lonely. Sometimes I wish I had someone to keep me company. Someone to…” you started to blush before clearing your throat and looking out at the view, avoiding eye contact with Volo. “Would you look at that view! It’s mesmerizing isn’t it?” You smile.

You could feel Volos eyes on you, so you decide to glance over to him. “Indeed, a very beautiful and mesmerizing view.” He smiled.

“Volo, you’re not even looking out to the…to the land?”

“I’m looking at something far better, far more beautiful than the land of Hisui.” Volo breathed, stepping closer to you.

Blushing and stuttering as he came closer, you tried to speak as smoothly as you could. Tried. “W-wait! Are you saying that I’m…?”

“Beautiful?” He finished your sentence, brushing a piece of you hair out of your face and then cupping your cheek. He gave out a small hearty chuckle. “Yes. Yes I am.” He smiled as he placed his free hand on your waist.

“Sorry if I’m bad at reading social cues,” you gave a half nervous, half excited chuckle. “But are you saying you….”

“Like you? Yes, my queen, I do. I’m ashamed I never told you sooner. Being this close to you feels as refreshing to the mind and soul as it is enticing.” Volo smirked as he looked to your lips and back to your eyes.

“Well, I am too, because I’ve liked you for a while actually” you smile, bringing your arms around his neck.

“Oh really? Well, what do you say? Do you want to carve out the future of the Hisui region together?” Volo smiled.

“Be known as the lovers to be undefeated in all land of Hisui and beyond?” You smirked as the two of you swayed in each other’s arms.

“I say that sounds like a great idea. So where should we start?”

“Right here would be good” you wink, starting to pull slightly with your arms to bring Volo towards you. With no hesitation he brought himself down to you, and your lips met. At first it was a yearning kiss, as if the two of you had been waiting forever to finally kiss each other. Which in honesty, is true. The two of you really liked each other and had strong feelings you liked one another. The two of you were just busy and traveling to different parts of Hisui.

But soon you two yearned for more. Still locked in a kiss, you lead Volo to the grass beneath you. Volo was now on top, grabbing your breasts, and you could feel him getting harder with each second through his pants.

While your kiss was broken, your hands went to his belt but you stopped. Looking up at Volo you could see many emotions running wild in his eyes. “You don’t have to, but if you’d like to I won’t oppose” Volo said as he caressed your face.

“Just go slow until I say faster, okay? I didn’t want to force you to either, that’s why I stopped.” You explained.

“Oh, baby girl, I appreciate you making sure I wanted to too.” Volo smiled, catching your breath and heart at baby girl, “let me know if I have to stop”.

You both undid and pulled down your pants, and you noticed how big and hard Volo was. “You’re already so wet, baby girl. I’ll go as slow and easy as you need”

Lining himself up, he slowly went in. Stopping when you tell him to until you’re ready for more of his big cock. Once you were adjusted and ready, the two of you couldn’t help but to go as hard as you could go. But it wasn’t fast and hard. It was slow and hard. Volo hearing you moaning and blushing underneath him drove him mad deep inside. He was just eating you up inside his mind, balls deep inside you.

“Y/n I’m- oh - I’m close to cumming, I’ve got to pull out soon”

“You don’t have to if you don’t want to” you looked up into his eyes, mere inches away from each other. He seemed surprised and like he almost wasn’t sure what he should do.

“But? Aren’t you concerned about..?”

“No. Im not going to go anywhere anytime soon. As far as I’m concerned you’re mine. And I’m all yours big guy.” As soon as he hears you say that, you both know almighty Sinnoh had it sealed in fate that you two were meant to be for each other. 

“That’s right, baby girl, you’re all mine” he smirked, placing a gentle kiss on your lips before he started thrusting into you again, his tight feeling was no longer there. He was going to show you what it feels like to be his.

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The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

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So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

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are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

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Fun fact: after the American Physical Society held their 1986 annual meeting at the MGM Grand, the entire city of Las Vegas politely asked APS to never, ever come back.

Was it because the physicists were super-smart MIT-blackjack-team forerunners who took the casino for everything it was worth? Actually, the complete opposite: they didn’t gamble. At all. After all, they knew their statistics. Most of them were broke grad students who had no intention of throwing away their stipends on fundamental misunderstandings of Poisson processes. As a result the casino gaming floor was dead. Sometimes the winning move really is not to play.

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