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The signs on a bad day

Aries: easily irritated, aggressive, jealous, needs their freedom and space

Taurus: doesn't give a shit about anything, hard to talk to, stubborn

Gemini: easily depressed, questions everything, insecurity, fickle

Cancer: wants to be alone, uncommunicative, competitive

Leo: criticizes everything, melodramatic, feels alone

Virgo: bad attitude, self-pitying, freaks out easily, very lazy

Libra: manipulative, dishonest, cold, sarcastic, nonchalant

Scorpio: explosive, revengeful, secretive, obsessive

Sagittarius: reckless, sarcastic, flaky, extremely harsh

Capricorn: feeling attacked, bossy, criticizes everyone and everything

Aquarius: too opinionated, wants to be alone, detached, guarded

Pisces: easily frustrated, out of touch with reality, gullible

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Hellogoodbye - Here in Your Arms

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I’m more teeth than tongue – I will poison your veins and scrape you goddamn raw.

Haiku X | d.a.s (via gamayuns)

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I have a massive issue with the Jurassic Park universe. They have the scientific technology to clone dinosaurs and create new species, does that mean they’ve mastered the genome to the extent where the cure for cancer has been discovered? Or aids? Ebola? Or did Jurassic Park just not share their discoveries and just built a theme park???

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If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

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“Don’t make me punish you.”

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Fashion Inspired By Nature In Diptychs By Liliya Hudyakova

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which celestial body should you fight

aries: none. stay home. 

tauros: the moon.

gemini: also the moon.

cancer: anything you goddamn want to.

leo: the sun.

virgo: the International Space Station.

libra: mars. good fucking luck. 

scorpio: the sun, but you’ll probably lose.

sagittarius: a mylar balloon in the shape of a star.

capricorn: start kicking rocks. you’re bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you’re gonna tear it a new asshole. 

aquarius: the moon but only after tauros and gemini have softened it up a bit.

pisces: just go outside at night and scream. 

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some common varieties of tea dragon!

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The original pitch for the Powerpuff Girls was a student film called Whoopass Stew.  Craig McCracken originally intended to show what the perfect little girl was before Professor Utonium added a can of Whoopass to the concoction.  The perfect little girl (sitting on the rainbow) was supposed to be the perfect mixture of sugar, spice, and everything nice.  When the accidental extra ingredient was added, the three original ingredients split up to match the personalities of the three new girls.  Bubbles being sugar, Buttercup being spice, and Blossom being everything nice.

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example of a tall person being an asshole

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So my dad and I just watched around 15 of Olan Rogers videos, and let me tell you… we had to take a damn long break in between cause neither of us could breathe, speak, or have enough coherency to click on the next video because we had laughed too darn hard.

What is interesting, however, is the fact my father is a rather detached individual. He doesn’t break out in laughter, or laugh loudly all to often.

But this, ohhh man, this. All I hear is choking when watching Olan’s “The Fear Awakened” and I see him bright red, tearing up, and clutching his stomach for dear life.

I guess it’s a thing I have to thank Olan for, cause there’s a lot of difference between myself and my dad, as I’m just his pretty outrightly-emotional son, and he’s the complete opposite.

Laughter is best shared, after all.

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Avengers Photoset #35

Pic #8 by lexisketch 

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Photoset #34 

Photoset #36

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just trust her steve, shes a professional