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Tfw you actually high-key want to die but you don't want to tell anyone because you don't want to worry your friends & you also don't want them to stop you if you decide to go for it.

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Crabs amaze me. They’re the perfect life form, a tank made of legs and living hate-armor. It’s not just about their physicality, though; it’s the soul of the crab. See, no crab in the bottomless history of the sea has ever questioned itself, doubted itself, worried, or been afraid. A crab is pure motion. A crab is pure id and unrelenting forward force. Crabs invented the word violence and they will scuttle on the surface of the world while the red giant of Sol creeps closer to devour everywhere we’ve ever known. They will look into the sky and clack their claws and there will be no fear. 

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There were once three brothers who desired the same woman. Each of the brothers wanted to win her heart, so each of them went out and found a gift.

The first brother presented a bundle of rare flowers. “I saw these and thought of you, as you are both beautiful.”

But the woman turned him down. “You are most flattering, but beauty is fleeting. These flowers will not remain beautiful forever, and nor shall I. That you thought first of my beauty is telling, and you would not make a good husband.”

The second brother presented a fresh kill. “I have slain this beast as proof of my prowess. So long as you are my wife, you shall not want for food or warm pelts.”

But the woman turned him down. “You are indeed skilled, but there is pride in your heart. That you thought first of me as a possession is telling, and you would not make a good husband.”

The third brother presented a knife. “I made this for you. It is simple and unadorned, but I can vouch for its edge. It is a tool and a promise. You can use it to defend yourself, and I ever become a threat, then I can only blame myself.”

The woman, nodding, accepted his gift. “You are humble, and acknowledge that things may change between us. That you give me the means to succeed, come what may, is telling, and you would make a good husband.”

She married the third brother, and for the time they remained together, they had more good times than bad, until they parted amicably. 

—Traditional orc parable, explaining why knives are a customary gift in orcish courting rituals

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US Elevation.

by @cstats1

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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

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I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

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Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

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hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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why is bryan cranston such a bad bitch in malcolm in the middle why did they just have him in a wet tshirt & denim booty shorts washing a porsche please don’t make me act up

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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

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There’s A Princess In A Tower..

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I got put in FB jail for attempting to reply to this with:

"Josh Sloop - Nope. I'm really trying to shame someone for insinuating that someone who is late on their rent during a global pandemic is "making excuses" or doesn't work hard enough.

You don't know what other people are going through. Maybe don't be a condescending twat."

I didn't even call anyone a condescending twat. I said DON'T be a condescending twat.

Now fb is being a condescending twat.