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finals give me that feeling you get when you bike over a hill too fast

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Stephen king: I wrote Patrick as a sadistic character that was sociopathic and believed he was only God and killed his brother to stay that god-

IT (2017) fandom: BURN ME DADDY

Stephen:

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put my hoodie on, get your ass in my bed, idc what you look like baby you’re beautiful no matter what. Let’s watch some movies, kiss a little, and fall asleep together. Nothing will make me happier.

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Said i was bi today...

And someone had the audacity to bring up one of my bitch ass ex's like yu huh? I dated a dude? Sue me?

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You don’t know what “love” means until you miss her before falling asleep

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HEY IM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL AND HAVE BEEN FOR OVER A YEAR NOW. NOW I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE SHE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I CARE LMAO IM GONNA KILL MYSELF *SPARKLES AWAY*🌌🌌🌈🌈💧🌞

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sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

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!! This

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Need me a smartie baby

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I did it once. Never again. Never.

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

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Rip

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!!!!! I want to be on the opposite end but ya know !!!!!!

Mood: me eating you out while you rock against my tongue and grab my hair to pull me closer

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Reading this. This is truth also Step 16 : dont be an idiot and make her feel stupid

How to keep your girl happy:

Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.

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