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just punched the air so hard my elbow made a noise like glass breaking because i was so excited to see Vic Michaelis in an episode of breaking news network

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i’m not a shower beer guy because i drank too many arnold palmers in the shower and my body demands the crisp refreshing taste of iced tea now

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thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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imagine this: it’s saturday afternoon and you’re having a leisurely walk and smoke around your neighborhood. gently stoned, nothing crazy. saturday afternoon shit. been seeing a lot of people walking their dogs, and for some reason they all seem to stop and smile knowingly at you. eventually you cross paths with a kindly older lady walking her dog. she smiles at you, but the cute little black dog has your attention. you wanna pet that thing so bad. as she gets closer, she says, unprompted, “yes, you may”. you pet the dog and go about your day ruefully accepting that you put off palpable desperate to pet a dog vibes. finally, you look down and remember you wore your “CAN I PET YOUR DOG” shirt today

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haven’t seen a single todaybor day is labor day post. disappointing.

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knock knock

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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collection of my favorite evil dead text posts.

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last night my friends and i went to an IMAX showing of Jaws for its 50th anniversary. it was my first time ever seeing it. just now my parents and i finished watching Let The Wrong One In because my dad found it randomly and went, “ooooh, dumb vampire movie.” do you understand how important that range is in a genre. who else is doing it like her. what do you mean we have an umbrella term that can unite those two movies

i think its so sooooo important for there to be bad horror movies. we need scary movies that are just dogshit. just genuinely bad. yes we need horror movies that are so bad they’re good or are cult classics, but we also need scary movies that suck. things that finish and you’re like, “i could have spent my evening on literally anything else.” its good for us. its good for the culture

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i think its so sooooo important for there to be bad horror movies. we need scary movies that are just dogshit. just genuinely bad. yes we need horror movies that are so bad they’re good or are cult classics, but we also need scary movies that suck. things that finish and you’re like, “i could have spent my evening on literally anything else.” its good for us. its good for the culture

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telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

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TEARS — Sabrina Carpenter, 2025

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CHAPPELL ROAN Performing at Reading Festival 2025