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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

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what the hell

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2 cute facts from the informal meet and greet after the hermitcraft panel!!

1. Impulse and Skizz had separate lines at first, but they kept talking to eachother and standing side-by-side so their lines merged very early on!

2. The exact same thing happened with Gem and Pearl

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Refuge.

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Not sure if we can jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin our way out of this one, boys.

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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dance fucker dance

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do I smell……abandonment issues?

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Can’t wait for these two to meet

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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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i’m 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 but i’m aroace and sex repulsed so i kinda just say weird shit without thinking and cackle loudly when people look at me in confusion

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

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Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now