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THUG LESSON #1

HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART and YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

Dont Hang Around A Barber Shop And Not Expect Your Hair Get Cut.

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Pipe Dream

Busy, Busy, Busy....

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Peter Piped His Pumpkin Inna Patch Plowed Personally

Keep Your Tongue Twisted. You'll Need It Here At The Spank Bank.

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"Sup...Names 'Cartoon Face'. Got Any Work For Me?"

It Just So Happens I Do, Brotha Man. You Can Help Dig Something Out For Me.....

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Santa Got Something Big Coming Down Your Chimney To Eat Your Cookies, boy.

Its OK to Shout. He'll Tell Ya Why....

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The New Choir Director At Church Makes You Hit The Whitney Note Every Time He's In.

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Lucky Bitch 7

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Angel Hard

You Gonna Need Lots Of Angel Soft When He Get Out Tho.

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Remember The Ramen Talk We Had. Get It First Day, Foo.

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THIS The Type That Also Goes By The AKA 'Person Of Interest'

Dammit But That Just Adds To The Rizz....

Yeah. My Therapist Paid For Her New Jag From Just Our Sessions But Only Sent A Worker Once So Really Bro I'm Good.

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THUG LESSON #2:

Be The One To Pick Up Your Thug From Prison. Do NOT Take Him Home.

Take Him To A Motel At Least An Hour Away From The Hood.

Because YOU Want To Be The Only One Getting That FIRST DAY D. And Once His Common Street Homies Know The Plug Out, The Knocks Will Get Him Sucked Up On The Streets.

You Earned That First Day D. Don't Let Me Run Into You At The Wal-Mart Crying On The Ramen Isle About How "Soon As He Got Home He Out Jumping Fences Again Without You Getting Some"

Motel. Fucking. Six. Foo.

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Its Sunday.

Take A Moment To Get On Your Knees And Worship A God.

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Somethings Don't Require Translation When You Can Speak In Tongues

"Que Onda, Compa....Llamame 'Chupa' '"

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THUG LESSON #3:

IF YOUR THUG'S HOMEBOY LOOK LIKE THIS AND HAS THAT, LESSON #4 IS N/A.

I Mean, C'Mon Give A Brotha A Hall Pass...

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THUG LESSON #4:

NEVER BE ALONE WITH YOUR THUGGY BEAR'S HOMIES OR HIS PRODUCT.

Transparency Is Your Ride Or Die In These Two Instances. For Their Sake And Yours.

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THUG LESSON #5:

Always Roll With A Larger Blamma Than Your Thug.

Because Sometimes Loyalty Come Down To A Difference Of Millimeters.

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THUG LESSON #6:

"QUICK! STUFF THIS IN YOUR PRISON POCKET, I'M ON SEARCHABLE PROBATION/PAROLE"

Make Sure Your Thuggy Bear Know:

Anything You Stuff Up Your Ass On His Behalf Denotes An Immediate Transfer Of Said Asset To Yourself As Fee Simple and Wholly Owned Personal Property To Do With As You Please.

Because:

Its Not Too Much To Ask For Hoopin A Entire Zip Of White While Sitting In Your Truck As The Filth Approach The Window Asking If Anyone On Searchable. It A Honed Skill That Ain't Free, Lil Homie.