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thulite-blog · 2 years ago
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We need to talk about the cats in TA...
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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an open letter to a sauron player on my plurklist:
UGH U G H
THE BALROGS ARE MAIAR WHO MORGOTH CORRUPTED
THEY ARE NOT SAURON'S MPREG BABIES BY MORGOTH
STOP
S T O P YOUR SHIP IS SHITTY, YOUR MPREG IS SHITTY, STOP IT WITH THE FORCED MPREG ALREADY, IT DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS THE SILMARILLION I HAVE TOLD YOU THIS ONCE I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE ASSHOLE WHO TELLS YOU HOW TO HAVE FUN BUT U G H SHAME ON YOU
i knew you were trouble when you started calling him "mairon"
no one fucking calls him mairon
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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Film Crit Hulk responds to Vulture’s trainwreck of an article, ‘Why Captain America Is Only Interesting If He’s a Prick’.
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook…
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is
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moreover, I found another 7 versions.
US page
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UK list
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version for South Korea
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page for France 
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Italian version
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Mexican one
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list for Spain
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quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)
update! Australian list (via idkvader)
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives ‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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Steve, Tony can’t handle all your sassiness.
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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Would you rather… [x]
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thulite-blog · 11 years ago
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a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like  my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p
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