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This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
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an open letter to a sauron player on my plurklist:
UGH U G H
THE BALROGS ARE MAIAR WHO MORGOTH CORRUPTED
THEY ARE NOT SAURON'S MPREG BABIES BY MORGOTH
STOP
S T O P YOUR SHIP IS SHITTY, YOUR MPREG IS SHITTY, STOP IT WITH THE FORCED MPREG ALREADY, IT DIRECTLY CONTRADICTS THE SILMARILLION I HAVE TOLD YOU THIS ONCE I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE ASSHOLE WHO TELLS YOU HOW TO HAVE FUN BUT U G H SHAME ON YOU
i knew you were trouble when you started calling him "mairon"
no one fucking calls him mairon
#not saying this to her face because I'm not gonna be that bitch#I already critted her on it once -- I'm not going to do it again#but ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh doing it so so so so wrong#it grates on me#so#ranting about it here#where she will never see it#and it will not spoil her fun
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romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
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Film Crit Hulk responds to Vulture’s trainwreck of an article, ‘Why Captain America Is Only Interesting If He’s a Prick’.
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I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
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Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook…
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do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is
moreover, I found another 7 versions.
US page

UK list

version for South Korea
page for France

Italian version

Mexican one

list for Spain

quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)
update! Australian list (via idkvader)

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what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives ‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
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Steve, Tony can’t handle all your sassiness.
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a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p
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