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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

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you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

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My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

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can't believe that there's a dog breed called "Brittany." like "oh what dog is that?" "it's Brittany"

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i am not an “apologist.” it is their god-given right to be a messy bitch.

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Abolish Tesla.

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom

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it’s obviously trendy to hate on america but I genuinely need ppl to understand, especially going into the next four years, that over half of AMERICANS did not want this. we’re protesting, we’re advocating, we’re educating. but our government will not listen to us. you do not need to tell us that our country is an imperialist war machine or make jokes about school shootings or about our healthcare system. we know. we are actively being exploited for our time and our bodies by the capitalists that want to bleed us dry. they do not see us as humans to help, but cattle to profit from. and they are in charge. there is plenty to make fun of. maga, elon musk, trump, etc. but some of you truly lack empathy. underprivileged vulnerable communities make up the majority of this country and we are suffering and will continue to suffer as we descend farther into a fascist state disguised as an oligarchy