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She is coming......right?

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I have no words

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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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JL finding out bat secrets, but it's in the most simple ways.

Barry: how old do you think Robin is?

Oliver: you met him last week, he's like 12

Barry: yeah but like, he was 14-ish when we started the justice league

Hal: maybe he's an immortal vampire like batman

Nightwing: that's ridiculous

Hal: we have aliens and gods on this team. Why not vampires?!

Wally: can't be immortal if he was 14 then but 12 now

Barry: I've cracked it, there's more than one

Oliver: Your genius amazes and astounds

Barry: So the first Robin should be like 30 by now

Dick: WHAT

Dick: 30! IM 26

Dick now in crisis: I AM NOT THAT OLD YET

Barry: Hold on, wha-

*Wally silently laughing at Dick despite them being almost the same age*

Oliver: Were you Robin?!?!?!

Dick: I can't believe this betrayal! It's called mid 20's and you're no longer invited to Christmas Ollie!

Oliver: I was invited to your Christmas!?!

Wally: Well, not anymore you're not

Hal: Can I come?

Dick: that's up to Batman

Hal:...

Dick: Coward, this is why you aren't invited to family Christmas

Barry: YOURE RELATED TO BATMAN?!

Oliver: I WAS INVITED TO BATMANS FAMILY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!

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they can try all they want but AI speed paints/art process videos will never capture the intensely human artistic endeavor of drawing and undoing and redrawing the same simple shape or line 400 times rapidfire in a drawing thats pushing you closer to the edge with every lift of the pen

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Idea for a historical dark comedy, that would work just as well in so many different eras and places that I couldn't pick one:

A royal court where everyone is trying to murder the current ruler, but everyone's schemes just keep cancelling each other out. Everyone on the outside thinks that this period of rule is remarkably and unusually peaceful, but what are you going to do when someone's trying to kill the king with poison A, at the same time when someone else doused his drink with poison B, which are paradoxally antidotes for each other, and the third poison, extracted from a piece of supposedly cursed mouldy bread, is just antibiotic enough to treat the syphilis the king got from the courtesan who was sent to seduce him.

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i have completely forgotten about how misty canonically spent 6 WEEKS in bed after nats death and literally none of the girls called or went to check on her #KILLINGMYSELF

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actual tears running down my face

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i know the archivist was there at the end but alice’s statement was to sam and that’s so ?????

like everyone else that’s been archivisted this season has just started . word vomiting horrors at random the second the archivist is around

but alice didn’t start giving a statement until sam asked . which could mean nothing but ……..

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"Are you winning son?" No I'm screaming crying and throwing up.

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Art Nouveau Colored Glass | International Art Glass Catalogue

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Eternally thankful to all you tma fanfic writers who gave me a variety of Jon confessing his love to Martin for the first time because every time in the podcast he simply says "I love you" I'm consumed by the hunger of wanting to know how it was like the first time.

Was it a dramatic moment? Was it soft and near some cute cows or by the fireplace in the cabin? Did the cabin only have one bed? Did Jon just assume Martin knew, having the boy really confused and flustered with each interaction until he couldn't take it anymore? Was there no grand moment at all and it just happened naturally?

Give me all scenarios I will drink them all.

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Headcanon: Jonathan sims, because his grandmother was his only friend until he met Georgie, thinks that kissing people on the cheek is a purely friendly gesture with no possible romantic connotation in any situation. He knows this thought is wrong, because he’s seen people take it romantically, but most of the time he’s too tired to realize that and just does it.

Georgie doesn’t say anything, it’s not her business why he does it, he’s just like that. Tim got jump scared, but he’s fine with it and understood since he also had to explain to Jon that yes, most people celebrate their birthdays. He warns Sasha beforehand. He doesn’t tell Martin because Jon still hates him and he doesn’t have to. Then he forgets.

So in season 3, Martin gets Jon tea, and Jon kisses him on the cheek and thanks him. Doesn’t even look up. Martin just stands there for a solid minute before Jon notices and asks him if he’s alright. Martin stutters over “I’m fine”s and “just surprised”s and Jon just looks at him confused while Martin sprints out of the room.

Martin then screams into his hands in artifact storage for the next hour, kicking his feet like a 12 year old girl. He then stabs the demon that saw him swooning, not because it was a demon, but because it might tell someone.

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Okay but Jimbei is like, an old pirate. Joining the Strawhats is basically his retirement job. He’s like “ugh man I’ve been doing all this political maneuvering for decades it’s so exhausting” and Luffy pops up like “wow lame wanna join my Funtime crew instead? I’ll let you punch whoever you want” and Jimbei’s like yeah. I do want that actually.

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