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my friends have this gugafoods bot that they use as their sick twisted AI pawn and i hate it and i rarely talk to it. but i checked in on it after months and now someone programmed him to constantly gain new meters each message he sends
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i was feeling kinda rowdy yesterday so i friendly fired 5 shots into an allied dog (Canis familiaris) into the head and chest areas
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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.
Slurp on my ‘gurt.
Cause you know its purp.
Put me in the dirt.
Put me in a shirt.
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memento is a really good movie, and not a comedy, but this is the funniest shot in film history
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so we found your social media after we received your apartment application and it seems like there’s over 200 videos of you pouring cooking oil down the sink and in the toilet while speaking in a cajun accent. but it seems your rental history didn’t indicate you ever resided in louisiana…?
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The Blonde Rabbit Woman from the diner scene from the Arthur episode Grandpa Dave’s Old Country Farm? (submission for Best Party Animal)
# Arthur #Grandpa Dave’s Old Country Farm #Best Party Animal
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Top of the mountain is cold, even though it's closer to the sun? How
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