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the council chambers are full of OSHA violations. where are all of the railings? you want someone to approach the council on a narrow ledge and hope they don’t fall off, but if they do the giant panes of glass below will catch them? who designed this place
#real quick. has the council ever heard of final destination?#are there logging ships in space? do you think shep and joker share a look and he casually reroutes them around them without a word?#kate plays mass effect
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“who would win in a fight, you or shepard?” “that question smacks of impertinence” answer the question, vakarian
#shepard: i could take him#she could take him … like in a fight? in a fight?#coward. she could snap that skinny waist like a twig#ash’s on the ship like i thought kissing turians wasn’t going to be a problem? and i have a bridge to sell you#i love wrex … i had to go back to a previous save because i inadvertently did his loyalty mission without him and didn’t bring him oops#kate plays mass effect#shakarian#(tag for me)
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i went back to the citadel to turn in a bunch of side quests and just got four more, and shepard keeps staring at people like
#hello did you know? that she's on the hunt? the hunt for saren? stop giving her more things to do and pick up your own dry cleaning#helena blake just gave her a quest even though shepard said 'do it yourself'#and THEN dr. michel gave her a quest. and THEN she ran into finch from her (default earthborn shep) gang days#man's talking about her gang days in front of an ex-cop and gunnery chief and dude SHUT UP#i'm trying to do a bunch of side things before continuing the main plot fjghdlgddlfj#kate plays mass effect
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oh good now she’s two second away from fistfighting this reporter. she’s been on the citadel for two minutes.
idk who this rear admiral mikhailovich is but I’m about to fistfight him for insulting the normandy
#khalisah al-jilani might be pushing shep’s limits#i just wanted to turn in like 5 side quests!#i hit saren was being eden prime vs that’s classified lmao oops sorry council. xoxo#kate plays mass effect
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idk who this rear admiral mikhailovich is but I’m about to fistfight him for insulting the normandy
#‘it’s a gimmick’ you shut your mouth#NO GET OFF MY SHIP#1v1 you and me#stop critiquing her and my alien friends you hater!!#shep’s charm is coming in sooooo handy#kate plays mass effect
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my favorite thing about the mako is that even if it can’t scale that cliff face yes it can
#really think some of the squad should be able to yell out YEEHAW when it’s airborne#or at least shepard#give me some hootin’ and hollerin’#gunning it like hold onto ur butts squad#kate plays mass effect
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call her shepard because she’s always trying to herd her flock squad in one direction and they keep doing their own thing
#i tell one of them ‘go here’ and get ‘THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE WAY’ yeah because you’re facing the wall#herding ash and kaidan across the moon like herding cats#kate plays mass effect
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you can go on earth’s moon in this game!! luna my beloved… shepard had a gru moment
#shepard: tonight we go to the … the moon!#hackett can’t complain i’m taking too long to go after saren i mean he sent me here#kate plays mass effect
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and then liara wanted to do the same thing! her brain is gonna be soup
shiala just mind melded with shepard and showed her the heat death of the universe, the prequel. why is everyone so intent on melting her brain
#even afterwards she tells liara i feel fine. maybe it’s just you?#she’s going to go to her bunk and lay facedown for a while#kate plays mass effect
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shiala just mind melded with shepard and showed her the heat death of the universe, the prequel. why is everyone so intent on melting her brain
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garrus: perimeter secure!
shepard, who just got charged and slammed into a wall by three different krogan and is now tasting shapes: yah
#i didn’t know they were gonna do that and one knocked me into the other and then ANOTHER appeared 😭#shep down in the corner with like 5% health… help her#ASHLEY WHERE WERE YOU#kate plays mass effect
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i like how the colonists on feros are shooting down every single non-violent offer shepard has. “i can fly in some extra food in the meantime.” no. “how about some water?” nah. “what about some power cells i could spare?” no good. “ok fuck it what if i just went and shot some geth” omg please would you
#she’s offering temporary solutions while she deals with the bigger issue!#garrus spoke up for one of the colonists and she side eyed him so hard omg#kate plays mass effect
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can’t wait for the big brass to call and when they ask why the hunt for saren is taking so long shepard has to look them in the eye and tell them “sorry sir. i was searching monkeys. one of them took a data module.”
#i’m on eletania hunting for a downed probe and wrex heaved the most put upon sigh#‘guess we’re doing this the hard way’ you can stay in the mako if you want#hackett stop calling me and giving me more things to do#my main assignment already says RACE AGAINST TIME#kate plays mass effect
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LMAO went to do a debrief with kaidan and he goes “is there something between you and liara” you mean when she gave shepard a rundown of how asari reproduced after shepard asked if she was doing okay
#kaidan: do you like her or like like her 🥺#we spoke two words to each other!#kate plays mass effect
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with the way joker drops the mako out of the sky onto uncharted worlds it would not surprise me in the slightest if every single crew member absolutely hated being assigned to a mako ride
#ESPECIALLY shepard#because everyone bitches about it#fine! then you drive right after being reintroduced to gravity as opposed to the artificial one on the ship!#every time the mako rolls into the vehicle bay the crew dies a little#kate plays mass effect
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shepard has gotten so many calls with more side gigs like hey can you find this missing agent. can you locate a package that got lost in the mail. can you find out what happened to this unit we sent to scout out this location. can you hurry up and go to feros and virmire. can you stop saren. do you want her to pick up your dry cleaning too
#i’m trying to open up to map to do some surveying#and joker comes on like ‘council’s one line 1’#take a message i’m looking at gas planets#kate plays mass effect
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man i cannot wait to just. black out and write fic. come back to with three separate docs (one being a collection of scraps from the other two) like "wat"
#i realize that's a very dramatic way to put it. HOWEVER#anyway i've written 5k in the past day which is more than i've written in the past four months lmao#kate blabs
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