thyfrankie

[thyfrankie]

Not writing a fanfic nobody asked for but writing fanfic for youself and that one other person who is equally insane about the idea

[thyfrankie]

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

[thyfrankie]

No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

[thyfrankie]

based on Artemisia Gentileschi's Judith Slaying Holofernes

close-ups+ non-eyestrain version under the cut!

[thyfrankie]

someone tell them pride month is over

[thyfrankie]

Apparently I wrote this long ass poem while suuuuper drunk and did not remember doing it until I found it in my google docs titled FLOATING DEATH SKULL, SALT RIM which I think is very fun what a nice little surprise for sober me

[thyfrankie]

[thyfrankie]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[thyfrankie]

i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.

[thyfrankie]

[thyfrankie]

i fucking hate the beetles

[thyfrankie]

[thyfrankie]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[thyfrankie]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[thyfrankie]

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

[thyfrankie]

when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends

[thyfrankie]

Anime danbert shit idk