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dear god,
when i asked you to send me beautiful femme lesbians, i didn’t mean that they be sent to my place of employment as my coworkers
sincerely,
- someone who should have specified
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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.
Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.
Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)
Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet
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"drug-seeking behavior" woah the patient wants u to treat their ailments with medicine ...... thats crazy
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

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divorce is so funny. like never mind
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now
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Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys
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