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anon i think im in love with you

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young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that's happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway

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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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I baked the brownies and it was super good until I accidentally put lemon curd on it but that’s not the recipe’s fault

how does one accidentally put lemon curd on brownies

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drew pearls base from memory so it is very inaccurate

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>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

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not a character who died and came back different or who died but came back the same but a character who died and came back extremely angry that you stopped digging for them

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happy lesbian week imogen temult

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happy lesbian visibility week 💜

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waudna wednesday!

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Surely nothing can go wrong!

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Saturn :D

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed