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It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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kinda wish I had taken a photo of these before, but I’ve been doing some visible mending on my clothes recently :) the fashionable distressing had turned into slightly less fashionable gaping holes lol
thought it would be fun to try and continue the tree print onto the pants themselves to make it look like they were growing out—I’m not terribly good at embroidery bc I don’t do it very often but I think it turned out well!! yay :) I left some of the frayed edges in bc I liked the look, and I’m pretty happy with that decision \o/
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I like to weave in as many ends as possible as I go.
This is how I do it when I join a new colour.
‼️ For a better result: Fray or break the yarn to taper the end.
Works both for knitting* and crochet.
*Does not work so well if you are knitting in the round or in intarsia or colourwork, as it will distort that first stitch. Saves you loads of time though, if you are knitting a striped scarf or shawl.
🧶🎥
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Trump pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and cop killers without looking at any of their crimes, guity pleas, and convictions.
A complete disregard for law and order.
Skip the lectures, MAGA.
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Youtube post of that Myanmar quake vid shown at different speeds and zoomed to highlight changes.
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This really is the first time a side-strike rupture (sideways, as opposed to a head-on collision like Japan's) has been caught on video.
I will never again be confused what they mean by "right lateral" side-strike.
(I keep yammering on about it since I live 80-100 miles from the San Andreas fault, which has and will move the same way.)
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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This might be one of the coolest bags I have ever seen









I am so bad at posting here consistently but I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my best friend Fishbag (and the various creatures that live within her)
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i love wearing my whitest shirts to prepare my reddest meals
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