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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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Captain James T. Kirk ➜ Every Episode of Star Trek: The Original Series: A Taste of Armageddon

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I can always tell when I'm stressed because I start doing watching "yoga for back pain" "yoga for your lower back" "chest opening yoga" instead of my normal "yoga for a tuesday"

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please for teh love of gawd halp meh XD

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I've kind of been dropping my middle name (no offense to my grandma it's just not very me) and it's very jarring to use it nowhere until all dealing with all these legal documents like oh that's fully me I guess

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whatever you say beautiful

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Like a new friend!

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august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

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ive been tryin to slowly train myself out of my various bug phobias via exposure and i earnestly reccomend tryin it. like yeah okay i'm still screaming and crying and shitting when im coaxing a spider into a cup but the fact i can do that much without hurting them is a 100% improvement for everyone involved. its not their fault they ended up in my bathtub y'know. they're just a little guy.

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distressing things to say to your friends

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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

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i do want to mention that skarsgård nailed it as murderbot. the facial expressions are perfect. every interaction with a real life person is excruciatingly awkward. body language is hesitant, and avoidant and just generally uncomfortable. that look of absolute horror when the team asked to talk to murderbot in crew uniform instead of its armor? the visceral disgust when it's forced to say the word 'sex' out loud? the way its speech is either halting and nervous, or too-fast and not following the conversation queues from the rest of the group? perfection.

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legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

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i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

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parents arrived and my hands will not stop shaking. cool