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Everyone always asked “would you push a button for $1 million if a random person dies?” Turns out a lot of people would push that button just so they don’t have to wear a mask for a bit.
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“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”
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*puts myself out there*
*brings myself back*
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Trump: hillary clinton created ISIS with obama
Trump supporters:
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Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.
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Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,
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Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way
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not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost
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saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me
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“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey
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