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some random woman's thoughts: oh hey, he's kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

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eclipse is stupid edward and jacob should just make out and be done with it

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;P ill just leave this here

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More funny shit here!

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this crossover is like the best thing that happened on tumbrl ever

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thoughts on adam sandler's jack and jill movie?

During the filming of Jack and Jill's Dunkaccino commercial scene, Alpa Chino attempts to spell the word 'torture' in morse code by blinking.

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"Fav author" is a stretch honestly, but yes, the Renaissance is thriving, bitches

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Kristen Stewart as everyone in Twilight (PG-13 version)

Bella:

Edward:

Carslisle:

Esme:

Keep reading

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Edward picking out Resume’s first Halloween costume.

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choose your fighter

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edward: hey rose what’s up

rose: hey dude bella is dead lmaoo

edward:

rose: so will you come home now esme misses y-

edward:

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everyone remembers the time capsule Twilight Episode of parks and rec but we’ve forgotten the other Twilight Episode of parks and rec where April is a secret twihard #confirmed

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Glad to see the Twilight Fandom is making use of their time in quarantine.

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I love how bella concludes edward is a vampire using the same logic as someone who has a headache, reads one webMD page, and believes they’re about to die