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I mean it as genuine media analysis when I say that the size of Buffy’s hoop earrings throughout season 5 is directly linked to her will to live

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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seeing the 'mutual' icon change to 'following' feels like finding out ur getting a divorce through the morning newspaper

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It’s Survivability Onion Sunday

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Dracula vs Carmilla

The writing in Dracula:

"Day 1 of the Castle, the Count is a strange but friendly man, I think my employment here shall be fine and nothing will go wrong. Gosh I really love my fiance, Mina."

"Day 4 of the Castle, he's climbing down the fucking wall again. Gosh I really love my fiance, Mina."

"Day 6 of the Castle, he just fed a baby to his sexy roommates and I am thinking of jumping out the window."

The writing in Carmilla:

"Carmilla did something strange and inexplicable, and I was suspicious, but then she said she loved me, rubbed herself all over me, and sobbed into my hair. I was confused and not at all horny and forgot entirely about the other thing. Also, the General stopped by and told us this long, waffly story about a masquerade ball. Let me reprint it word for word here..."

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hey yall guess what

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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.

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Sometimes I'm reminded how dumb Americans are

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without arts & crafts we are in hell

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jude when “i poisoned them both” to her father

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.