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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY WOO (2022)

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When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

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I am right about things you have never even heard of.

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Fridge Full of Muppets

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World

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so does the uk falling apart meant that johnlock is about to go canon or is that just for american politics

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actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.

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breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.

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cat girl but in a garfield way

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when i was little i always assumed the “small talk about the weather” thing was just a joke about adults but now that i’m an adult, i regularly have in depth conversations with my coworkers about how the weather has been. like yeah Sandra, it HAS been weirdly warm while also dumping rain more than you’d expect for mid June, that IS wild and crazy let’s talk more about the weather!!

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i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

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tom made this video after greg's betrayal as a reminder not to trust greg again and he watches it whenever he feels himself crawling back to him. (it doesn't work)

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