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Nvm he is 100% confirmed top

Was?

There are no credible sources of Tucker’s current status and I’d rather not know tbh

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Was?

There are no credible sources of Tucker’s current status and I’d rather not know tbh

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Can’t believe Tucker has confirmed he was a top

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Can’t believe that in tie lore shampoo and conditioner is only for women

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Hooray :D

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(Sorta) Catholic here, there’s no way I would’ve guessed bird crucifixion.

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Glad to see Tucker sluttin’ it up!

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You heard it here first, Ted is not loyal 😔

Can’t believe that Ted basketball cheated on Hasan with Ludwig, I am devastated.

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Can’t believe that Ted basketball cheated on Hasan with Ludwig, I am devastated.

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Can’t believe Tucker hates women, I am devastated 😔

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Every once in a while I am reminded how painfully white these men are

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I’m glad to hear Ted call the podcast by its acronym. Idk it just did something to my brain

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Ted is canonically in Tucker and Emma’s marriage, good for them

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Every time Ted and Tucker say lore or canon I gain one extra point on my autism score

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IM SHAKING RIGHT NOW TED AND TUCKER SAID THAT WOODEN PAILS ARE NOT CANON TO TIE

THERE IS CONFIRMED LORE I AM NOT CRAZY

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Episode six notes :)

I think it’s kinda funny how the original thumbnail had a giant red rectangle saying new on it for like an hour before changing it to the episode number, I’m also glad that the new was removed idk I just wasn’t vibing with it

I’m 72% sure that Ted has/wanted to fuck a horse

4:30ish I might be gay ngl

I really liked how Tucker tries to connect all of Dan Schneider’s shows into a single universe. I would kill to see him make an Athena P. style video

I refused to watch any non-animated shows until around the later iCarly/early Jessie era and it hurts my soul to hear Tucker to hate on my girl Debbie Ryan

Ngl I’m a little tired of hearing Ted say he wants to kill himself.

I was really nervous about the gen z/millennial stuff but there was something about the conversation that just works? Idk maybe it was the fact that they didn’t lean too hard on either side and felt somewhat productive? I can’t exactly put it into words. Also the Rosevelt quote went hard.

I know I’m just proving Ted’s point but there is something so millennial about him. Not even in a bad way but he has like a hint of that energy

Whoever called Tucker a millennial was just wrong tho. He doesn’t really lean into one side or the other and it’s probably because he doesn’t acknowledge/believe in generation divide. I respect it

The fact that Tucker thought gen z ended at 2005 made me do a double take

Tucker would hate Vivzy pop lol

Tucker has done “salacious and terrible things” I am considering this as lore

Also God invest a million on Ted is canon (the fact Ted considers himself to be an atheist make this funnier but now I have to think about the implications)

I never want to hear about Tucker’s nude collection again

Tucker being a god fearing atheist makes so much sense

Is Christianity canon to tie?

Overall a decent episode but I am docking points because of Tucker’s hate for Jessie

6.5/10

Any comments/suggestions/critiques is appreciated :)

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Soon.