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May all your prayers be answered
Happy Birthday! Till
2025.06.21
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible
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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious
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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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