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please for the love of god do not buy (k)n95 masks on amazon... a good majority of the time they're fake and overpriced. if you want legit good quality masks i would personally recommend bonafide masks. they're reputable and reasonably priced, you can get a pack of 50 for a dollar a piece.

and remember each mask can be reused (up to five times) so long as you decontaminate them (clearer instructions here) five days before reuse.

tldr instructions:

hang in oven at 70°C/158°F for 60 minutes, or steam at 125°C/257°F for 5 minutes, or boil for 5 minutes.

air drying is recommended as is storing each individual mask in a brown paper bag.

do not microwave and do not use soap/alcohol!

stay safe!!!

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Quite awhile back I promised to make an original Fey race of my own. This is the final result of my work.

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ok so… something i often thing of is when the nein had the beacon they stole from zadash and carried it in a lead box… what the FUCK was everyone thinking?

like, the wizards show up to the guard and the guard’s like “I had it and it’s gone now!”

and thuron, obviously, never comes back to the dynasty. so NEITHER group knows where the beacon is. and Ludinus must have told Essek SOMETHING about this, right?

“One of your agents tried to steal the beacon back. They failed.”

“So you have the beacon back now?”

“No. We have no idea where it is. The guard who thought he had it had an illusion. Another drow didn’t recover it?”

“It’s not back in Rosohna.”

“And you looked all over Zadash?”

“Someone’s hiding it from us. I couldn’t locate it no matter where I went.” 

Essek and Ludinus look at each other. There’s a powerful agent SOMEWHERE and it has their beacon.

Little did they know it was this group of morons, taking it into a dangerous swamp, through several leviathan temples, into the fucking arcanist’s bane…. for MONTHS! 

Only for them to blithely use it in front of Lythir, who maybe told Essek, who had to not scream.

Only to them reveal it to the Brightqueen.

Oh, he says to himself. There’s the fucking beacon.

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matt mercer: hey look liam, I created the perfect narrative foil for your character to defeat in combat!

liam o'brien: thanks, I am going to gently hold his face in my hands and give him a little kiss b/c he’s crying

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the fact that it’s perfectly in sync at the 3, 2, 1 let’s go part 😌😌😌

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“Then maybe you and I are both damned” - Caleb’s speech to Essek

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ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ᴡɪᴅᴏɢᴀsᴛ [ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ ]

“ Und der Mensch heißt Mensch, weil er irrt und weil er kämpft weil er hofft und liebt, weil er mitfühlt und vergibt und weil er lacht, und weil er lebt. “

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little shipping tidbit from Talks tonight

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i did not expect episode 97 to go so damn hard but here we are.. i’m feeling An Emotion™

(edit: open the pictures in another tab to view them at a bigger resolution if the font seems too small! tumblr previews make things blurry)

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Welcome to the Mighty Nein Essek 

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[ Find your better self. He is still there. ] 

Don’t think I need to tell yall how hard that one hit. The feelings and lines those folks improvise at that table!!!? 

 (Words: Quotes & additions by me)

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“Caleb likes Essek a lot”

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[Image description: a black and white comic of Nott the Brave and Caleb Widogast from Critical Role. Nott the Brave is a goblin woman with stringy dark hair and a hooded cloak; Caleb Widogast is a white man with shoulder-length hair, a scruffy beard, a tattered coat, and bandaged arms. The comic starts with a fire rearing in a small prison cell. As smoke fills the hallway, voice calls out “Guards! Help!!” from around the corner.

Hiding behind the bend is Caleb and Nott. Caleb crouches with a spark of flame at the ready. Nott climbs over his lap to shout into the hallway, “Help! Heeeelp, oh gods, everything’s on fire!!”

“Hey, you cannot leave us in here! Guards!” Caleb adds. Nott swoons dramatically. “Ooooh, the pain! Oh, the agony!” 

A slam sounds from off-screen. “Well, that was the door,” Caleb says bitterly, shaking the flames off his hands. “So much for civic duty.”

Nott peers around the corner from behind Caleb. “Fuckers! Honestly, what do our taxes pay for?” 

“Well, in all fairness… I would not expect either of us has paid much tax in our lives,” Caleb says, looking at Nott rather quizically. 

For a beat, Nott hesitates. Then, she shrugs and says “Yeah, but… it’s the principle of the thing, right?” 

Caleb smiles. “Heh, I suppose…” 

Nott throws out her arms, gesturing wildly. “Yeah!! Like! These motherfuckers haven’t seen my returns!”

“Ha, ja.”

“They’re not the fucking reapers! They don’t know who we are! For all they know we’re law-abiding taxpayers!”

“Well…” Caleb grins, “We were both already arrested, so. Not really law-abiding.”

“Yeah, but what about tax law-abiding?? they don’t know!” Nott yells.

Caleb cracks, leaning against the wall as he laughs. The fire in the hallway begins to spread towards them as Nott continues, “They don’t got shit on my finances!” 

Caleb’s laughter peters out as he leans back, smiling, against the wall, “Oh,  Scheiße,” he says, seemingly oblivious to the growing inferno. 

For a minute the two of them stay there, smiling, as the flames grow taller and smoke fills the hall. After a moment, Nott askes “Should we run from the impending fiery death?”

“Ah. Ja, probably,” Caleb replies, seemingly just noticing the dire state of the hallway. End description.]  

Eeeeey, it’s Widobrave week! Day one’s prompt was pre-stream, so, hmm what should I do? A touching first meeting between two broken people, both the first in many moons to treat the other as a person? A romantic tableau of a handsome wizard, destitute and imprisoned, jaw illuminated by the moonlight?

Or, how about two fucking dorks doing what they love; arson and dramatic irony.

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After many hours have Mollymauk’s Magnificent Coat :)

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Fact: the reason that turning someone into a frog results in an amphibian that’s capable of reason and speech rather than a regular dumb animal isn’t because evil wizards are habitually merciful; it’s because it’s illegal to curse someone in any way that would render them unable to dispute the curse’s terms in a court of law, and the Laws of Magic are very particular about enforcing that!

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Apparently we’ve all decided Fitzroy Maplesyrup is just “sexy Griffin McElroy”  and you might be confused as to what that could possibly look like and the good news is such a man does exist! Bad news? You’re all going to fucking hate it.