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Everybody says "kill or be killed" and I ain't ever killed nothin in my life but here I am still waitin for someone to run up on me

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No offense or anything but...

Surround yourself with people who fulfill you and make you a better person and love with your whole heart and soul

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This sounds kind of wrong, but I really want to see my girlfriend’s boobs. Now, I respect women, but I have a serious booby fetish. Help?

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i made this killer is dead comic a year ago and i lost the original file and all i have left is this photo of my screen

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Top row: Mr. I’s appearances in Super Mario 64, Mario Party 2, and Super Paper Mario. In all these games, Mr. I’s iris is round.

Bottom row: In Mario Party 8, Mr. I’s iris has been redesigned to be more oblong. While possibly coincidental, this design strongly resembles Mario’s irises in both shape and colors.

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THIS is what happened to John Tron after the racism debacle.

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ECKH!!” -JohnTron. he said this.

learn from his stupidity. dont be racist

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if youre feeling down just remember I have the world record speedrun in Sheep for the PS1 proving that anyone can hold a world record as long as you pick the most obscure category possible

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Breaking news:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

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when you finally devour your predator and rise up the food chain

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hey fawaz that bagged water thing was genius but tigers dont prey on rabbits

when you finally devour your predator and rise up the food chain

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Hitboxes by game

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you, fawaz, are a goddamn genius for this one!!!

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water in a bag?

you, fawaz, are a goddamn genius for this one!!!

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Im PISSED SOMEONE ATE MY FOOD

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