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lovely friend who genuinely enjoys cleaning offered to help me tackle my house before guests see it. they came today and asked what needed doing and i said please do anything that brings you joy. and they said no, what needs doing so you can focus on other things and i said please free me from having to think about the kitchen and they said done! and washed every dish and surface and appliance and just knowing that that was dealt with allowed me to finally dismantle the wall of boxes remaining in my bedroom. also really nice to be able to chat with them every time i passed through the kitchen. it was one of the kindest offers i’ve ever received and i’m so glad i accepted it

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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well that can't be good

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If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.

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What if, when I get home, I draw fanart for a fic that is ten years old? What then?

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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love how the two most famous men who were in relationships with Edward II were respectively 1. a person who was accused of sorcery 2. someone who hated and feared witchcraft and petitioned the Pope to help him when he thought he was in danger of being cursed

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Seriously, the most useless people in every leftist activist group are the ones who refuse to see progress as, well, progress, and instead are obsessed with the idea of fomenting Revolution on a truly massive scale, because “that’s the only way things will ever truly change.” Not that they’re actually going out and trying to START that revolution ever, mind you. They’ll just keep telling you that that’s the only real solution, and until that happens, until they can get their absolutely perfect outcome, they’ll just sit on their asses and tell the rest of us that what we’re doing is useless. Which is bullshit, of course.

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a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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you guys were right about hawkeye pierce. he wears bathrobes and hawaiian shirts to work. he's chronically sleep deprived. he's extremely good at his job. he's a pacifist. he causes problems on purpose. he's campy and silly and emotionally repressed. he's six foot two. he has a gin still in his sleeping quarters. he's a staunch ally of the oppressed and ostracised. he's even from maine.

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Clint from Stardew Valley

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btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.