Tbh you have to make use of your weekdays or life will pass you by like …drink on the job read articles on the job do your laundry on the job.
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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
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release the bats was written for them, actually
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Wyll romance as The Dark Urge is so funny cuz he’s trying his hardest to live his fairytale fantasy, meanwhile Durge is out there saying the most unhinged things and barely preventing themselves from going on a killing spree
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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto
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happy tua day!!!!!!
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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
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I tried to slip CBD gummies into some kids halloween candy like i saw on the news but the kids recognized them and laughed at me for not having any real weed
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Been seeing your music videos around
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Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?
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OH YES my favorite time of the year again!!!!!!!
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