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My AC is out and it’s so hot in my house that most of the cats are either at the clinic or at my mom’s house so they don’t get too hot. Petunia gets to stay though because she is the smartest girl in the world and has planted herself directly in front of the portable AC unit and hasn’t moved
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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Compilation of Bug as a grub being everyone’s baby
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must be nice to have met your best friend when you were just a teeny tiny grublet
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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?
I will take us both down
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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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Uhm... hi... I... I love your art.... I want to eats it all... um... may I please... have Eric doing something Garfield related... please... like holding a plushie or something if not it's fine I get it okayiloveyoubye
Runs away trips and falls
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this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for
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