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Riz is so mad at Oisin that I swear he's manifesting Barry Syx from across dimensions

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putting them back in panama for this

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fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”

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Dr. Ellie Sattler my beloved

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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

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the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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Important Info

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The fossil is not the animal.

The fossil is not the bones of the animal.

The fossil is the stone's memory of the bones of the animal.

And that's a poetry older than words.

🩶🦕🦖🩶

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It’s me! I’m the geologist watching D20 and going OH!

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and that geologist was me

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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“There’s a geologist watching d20 going, oh!”

YEAH HEHDHEBOGJEBWBSJBRBE LITERALLY ME WHEN I HEARD THAT

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