oh lovedon't say you didn't expect it to get this fucked upARCHIBALD KANE
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“Y’know.. it was about damn time we got our own edgy kid around here.” Archie stated, eyeing the other top to bottom. He didn’t really care about being entertaining or not, mostly because he didn’t really have to a lot of the time all thanks to his nature or so called patronage. He, however, did enjoy getting under some people’s skin - perhaps that was the ol grump that did reside within him saying hi from time to time. “ We’ll just leave it there then. But I do support the waste his time cause. Makes it a lot easier to tolerate some of y’all. ”
“Cool story, bro.”
There was clearly absolutely nothing cool about the story, and they certainly were not bros.
“You wanna get to the point sometime today or is this part of waste his time 2k19?”
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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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Dionysus: that’s so sad. Apollo, play despacito
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* HAHA AYY ITS YOUR BOI UH SKINNY PENIS.
[MATTY HEALY] | [ARCHIBALD ‘ARCHIE’, KANE] has accepted the darkness. They are [GOD (DIONYSUS)]. Someone said they were [BIG-HEARTED], and a “little” [CHAOTIC]. They are [BISEXUAL] and really into [BONDAGE, KNIFE PLAY] and a [DOMINANT].
ARCHIBALD KANE is
> both the life and death of the party, often overindulging whenever he’s left with just enough to get himself and others in the most questionable situations.
> probably eating a burrito sideways
> a mess. if eternity couldn’t put him in place, perhaps no one ever will. it’s not like he cares about it though
> manipulative. people usually tend to try and use their brains so they can tell when things may end up pretty badly therefore it takes some convincing to get them into his many ventures. it’s generally without malice, in his opinion.
> low key a caring heaux. his aid may come in ways which people don’t usually expect but he’ll hardly turn his back to anyone in need.
> the individual who ghost wrote kesha’s tiktok
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Dionysus: You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth
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