tim-stroker
tim-stroker
a parody of human existence
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21im like if timothy stoker was a dyke
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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"Authorized Personnel Only?"
Nice try... little do you know I am something of a Joker...
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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EVEN IN ARCADIA
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers
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i want him grim and reaping on it
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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this is part 1 [part 2] Happy TMAnniversary haha the song is  A Complete List of Fears Ages 5-28 (Aprox) by The Yellow Dress I really love this podcast so so much. I just finished it like a month ago and it still lives in my brain so i just had to do a little tribute
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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David my beloved
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found this on pinterest, thought of tumblr
part two of 'bonsai's stolen memes'
#me
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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not to be controversial bc I know this is like…not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if there’s a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formatting…I will also not be offended by having this pointed out…
‘looking forward to the next update’ and ‘I hope you update soon!’ are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.
‘I don’t usually like this ship but this fic made me feel something’ is also incredibly high praise. I’m not going to get mad at this.
even ‘I love this fic but I’m curious about why you made [x] choice’ is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.
I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment that’s not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner they’re hoping to receive it in bad faith.
fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes it’s frustrating but it isn’t as though I can’t see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.
idk where I’m going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me I’m never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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Countries around the world should slap targeted tariffs on Teslas, block X in their country, and cancel their SpaceX and Starlink contracts immediately.
Hit President Musk where it hurts.
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tim-stroker · 3 months ago
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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