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[timberwolf-anonymous]

What if wolf god named Timby. What then.

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Coming back from the dead to post these

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[timberwolf-anonymous]

TURNS OUT THESE ARE BOTS WHICH MEANS THE TRAP I'VE SET IS WORKING. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

I feel like I'm being pranked

[timberwolf-anonymous]

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Sorry for the inactivity I just haven't had many ideas kpfpjfpjdpj

[timberwolf-anonymous]

It just feels so wrong to get these comments on like a smut fic bc I know they're joking but like. If this was a fic with like themes and plot and character study n shit, which I do write, would they even bother? Would you actually care about my interpretations of the character?

Just be honest with me and tell me which parts made you horny. That's why I'm here. That's why you're here! Be genuine, instead of leaving these weird passive aggressive jokes. I keep getting excited to see new comments just to see this, reminding me that I could've written something of "actual value". I still worked hard on this!

I feel like I'm being pranked

[timberwolf-anonymous]

I feel like I'm being pranked

[timberwolf-anonymous]

There is transgender btw. Or. Transrank. Idk I'm still figuring out how I want the society to work, and when ppl start showing their ranks, that kinda stuff.

What I'm considering now, is that sex organs are determined by rank at birth, and that other characteristics of a person's rank start showing up when they hit puberty (and become more intense in early adulthood). People are usually assigned alpha or omega at birth, and sometimes people are assigned beta. But usually if someone is a beta you can only tell after they hit puberty.

But yeah sometimes a person's rank does not match their parts. Idk I'm still working this out I just thought it'd be a neat idea

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Look if you wanna send me song lyrics you're gonna have to do that to my main which is your job to find. I probably still won't answer it tho. Lol.

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Emma loves going grocery shopping. She fucking loves scouting out all the best stuff for her and her bf. She comes home with like. filet mignon. No she doesn't have the money for it but have you considered: it smelld good.

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Awoo?!?

Wait I just realized how the fuck would these kitty cats know what a Hatchet is

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Oooooo! Yeas

Wait I just realized how the fuck would these kitty cats know what a Hatchet is

[timberwolf-anonymous]

They'd probably just call it and axes like. Treecutters or smth.

But Hatchetclan is a cool name so um don't worry abt it :3

Wait I just realized how the fuck would these kitty cats know what a Hatchet is

[timberwolf-anonymous]

They seen it with they eyes

Wait I just realized how the fuck would these kitty cats know what a Hatchet is

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Emma Perkins

Rank - Alpha

Scent - Pine (but she also always smells like weed)

Skills - Biting, blepping, farming

Extra - Emma's back has a thin layer of soft fur!

[timberwolf-anonymous]

Wait actually why he doing the Sparkle On pose....

Thank you Paul I am indeed not forgetting to be myself

Paul Matthews

Rank - Omega

Scent - rain

Skills - Aheem aheem!!!! 🥺, Cuddling