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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

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i think butter is a better bagel topping than cream cheese. there. i said it.

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I'm not seeing a downside with that last review

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I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

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TikTok comment that says "I got called a 'good bird' by a crow the about a month ago while I was taking out trash, still haven't quite proceeded it."

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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

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Kissing foreheads is the customary farewell in Gondor right? So. additional Gondorian custom of stopping someone from kissing your forehead to indicate your desire to see them again or belief that this is not farewell… Most customarily used between family members and close friends and usually used as an early indication that you'd like to become closer with someone.

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death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u

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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

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Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

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