Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all
Me:
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if i was there i could fix the suez canal
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Brakes broke.
via
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“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey
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In religion we call it spirits. In science we call it energy. In the streets we call it vibes. All I'm saying is trust it.
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i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3
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me: hi ma'am how are u today
customer: *ignores me*
me:
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apparently native american tribes were in contact with the donner party and offered them food when they saw the colonists were starving and the donner party turned them down and decided to go the whole “cannibalism” route instead.
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Cat discovers icecream
(via)
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i want big biceps but i don’t wanna have to work for them :///
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BABY BANJO
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