Call me Berk. I like to draw, 27 Idk kids, just trying to live life
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A crappy comic about no-win situations. (They hurt a lot.)
(Because I saw this excellent one by @coochiekrab.)
I would call this a straw man because it's so exaggerated and ridiculous but I see this guy on Reddit all the time.
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth
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the only difference between Posting and lesbian sex is but a single dakuten
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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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big fan of rose quartz. i think we should have more rocks with just a bit of iron in them that makes them bright pink
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thought I wish I could beam into everyones minds simultaneously: touching someone’s mobility aid without permission (even if they’re not using it at the time) is a fucked up thing to do and unless there’s some kind of incredibly major emergency you should not do it
I wish I could sledgehammer the kneecaps of anyone who decides to move my rollator out of their way without fucking asking me first. and one day I will be brave enough to actually do it so fucking watch yourselves
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