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My chemical romanian

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oh how i missed her.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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NATURAL HABITAT

(reposting because my page got terminated (for some reason???))

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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so many of the best foods in the world are made by shooting your dick and balls with a glock smoking salvia and driving to mcdonalds to ask if they’re still allowed to sell chicken or if 5G made bird meat toxic to protestants

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duuuude, i thought your stupid gaytendo only played lame games for crying babies about crying babies, but seeing that yoshi can get high on drugs it's actually awesome because i love yoshi high on drugs and poison

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テトのむっちり太もも by Qiandai以宇 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

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nice titties and penis and balls girl, mind if I, you know, [mimes assembling a makeshift shotgun from scrap metal, loading the shells, putting it in my mouth, and pulling the trigger] [falls limp to the ground, I have no pulse]

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ever since i was a wee little gnome my dream has always been to push your dog into a fireplace

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the reason I've been dead lately is because I mostly blog on my phone and my phone is currently stuck in the bootloader so until I get that fixed posting will be infrequent sowwy </33

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