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This random reply is such a good reaction image

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later




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fairies and dragons 🧚 🐉
my favourite games from my childhood
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
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reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.
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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
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contribution to the first sound of the future

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on friends, who maybe want to be a little more than that
@fuckitloveu @mothicalspoken
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”
—Oscar Wilde
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