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Latula? Nice name. Yeah, I'm a little familiar with trolls. Kind of a long story, though.

Name's Strider. I make robots. Really awesome robots.

Sup. You seem pretty cool. A troll, right? You kind of remind me of my friend, Roxy.

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Sup. You seem pretty cool. A troll, right? You kind of remind me of my friend, Roxy.

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yo 4r3nt 1 popul4r tod4y >8]

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I think I'm in the mood for some unbelievably shitty beautiful MS Paint drawings. Any requests?

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Doraemon is pretty much awesome.

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Hey dude. Nice coat. Leijon, huh? Are you related to that cat girl? You guys type the same, at least.

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:33 < hmmm :33 < *ac does not recognize this new purrson!* :33 < *he introduces himself as aslani leijon and gives a furry cat-like bow* 

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Hey.

Bird-bro, Jake's hot mom (???), and some alien guy who rants a lot. Everything makes just as much sense as usual.

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Oh, what, you're only sensitive to people with pointy cat-eyes if you're friends with them? Way to disrespect people, man. People with a serious problem. Thousands of people go through their daily lives, full of shame and fear because of their "weird and pointy cat-eyes". And you just laugh at them. For shame.

...nah, I'm just fucking with you.

That makes you look like youve got really weird and pointy cat-eyes.

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Who says that I don't, Jake? Maybe you're being really insensitive right now and I am really offended. I can't believe that you would say something so hurtful to me. I respected you, man. This shit is low.

Id say something more like this: (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

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Check it out, I made me ( ◥◣◢◤ )ﾉ

So ive discovered these things known as japanese emoticons.

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This one is pretty much you. (✿◠‿◠)

So ive discovered these things known as japanese emoticons.

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Hi, I'm Strider, I'm your weird alternate universe ectobiological dad who is kind of your son but not really.

I rap and make robots.

I’ve got a ton of new followers suddenly.

I’m almost to thirty.

I’m not going to greet all of you, but… well.

Hello. My name is Rose Lalonde, my girlfriend made me get a blog, and I spend a lot of time complaining about being in hotels or wanting a cat.

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Well, it kind of... varies. In my universe, he's like my older brother. But he's kind of my dad? There would be a lot of crazy shit to explain to really give you a good explanation. Anyway, no. I'm the younger one. In my particular case.

I’m trying to imagine my bro making an army of his own clones, but all I can see them doing is producing insane amounts of stupid JPEG-compressed comics because it’s like seven different kinds of ironic.

And, well, there’s these things called troll dolls that we have over here on Earth… and they’re like these pudgy, short, stupid-faced plastic dolls with shitty neon-colored synthetic fiber for hair. They’re kind of like really terrible puppets, actually. But completely uncool. It’s all I can think of when I hear the word ‘troll’.

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Jake, you scoundrel. You know I can't resist when you go on one of your Indiana Jones rants. It's truly scintillating shit.

Ill bet my knickers none of you even read the entire tmi post though.

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I'm trying to imagine my bro making an army of his own clones, but all I can see them doing is producing insane amounts of stupid JPEG-compressed comics because it's like seven different kinds of ironic.

And, well, there's these things called troll dolls that we have over here on Earth... and they're like these pudgy, short, stupid-faced plastic dolls with shitty neon-colored synthetic fiber for hair. They're kind of like really terrible puppets, actually. But completely uncool. It's all I can think of when I hear the word 'troll'.

Oh, sweet. Is it my bro, Dave? The dude’s got like a hundred of himself, I swear.

Trolls, right, I keep forgetting about that, because it’s kind of silly. And, yep, pink monkey, reporting for duty. Swinging through the glorious wilderness.

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Oh, sweet. Is it my bro, Dave? The dude's got like a hundred of himself, I swear.

Trolls, right, I keep forgetting about that, because it's kind of silly. And, yep, pink monkey, reporting for duty. Swinging through the glorious wilderness.

Hey, thanks. I’m Strider. ‘Sup. Are you one of those grey aliens?

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Yes. Hell fucking yes.

Shining Finger!!!