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OOC Post: Okay uhm I feel the need to set some boundaries on this blog. I (owner of the blog) am a sex-repulsed aroace and headcanon the Doctor as ace too. Because of this I will likely not respond to the more suggestive asks/replies from now on.

I know I've vaguely implied suggestive content before on this blog, but that is as far as I was comfortable going then. Currently I'm even less comfortable doing so. Hope yall are okay with that

- Blog OwnerTM

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I must admit, it is quite funny to see that banner whenever I click on your profile.

You're laughing! We're in love and you're laughing!!!!

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why are you meowing? Are you perhaps unwell??

- Saxon!Master (@oopstoomanymasters )

no i am being a cat for you!

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That's a nice head, it would look even better on my bedroom floor

@saxon-official

P.S: apparently I can't flirt.

you'd make me sleep on the floor..? ☹️☹️☹️

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meow mrrp miau mew hiss purr rubs my head against your leg purrs begs you for treats

WHAT IS THAT PROFILE BANNER DOCTOR

Our future. Wanna visit and recreate it?

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I can be your cat

WHAT IS THAT PROFILE BANNER DOCTOR

Our future. Wanna visit and recreate it?

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I am growing increasingly concerned about how you are adjusting to human life.

I think I am doing quite well thank you! You need to have more faith in the healing process, old girl 🙌🙌

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CAN WE KISS ON THE MOUTH

If your name is "The Master" then yes!

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WHAT IS THAT PROFILE BANNER DOCTOR

Our future. Wanna visit and recreate it?

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how come YOU get all the master kisses? where's the kisses for the rest of your incarnations, huh? /j

They're just not as bold as I am. They dont have Donna and Rose to help them be more open with their emotions after all!

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Uh.

So.

Which Master is most fun to kiss?

It depends.. Usually it's the blonde version of the Saxon face. I like blondes. But Missy is a very good kisser, and I do love it when any version calls me "dear"

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gee doctor, how come you get to kiss ALL the masters?

i am rizzlord vicwhorious

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yes

Maybe you could get him a gift?

Everyone likes gifts, right?

-👺

Do you think destroying the Americas from top to bottom could be considered a gift?

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Meow meow meow miau mrrp mow purr mew mrppp

Aw, you're getting a cat, Mr Sex-on? Good for you, good for you! This way, you can fully lean into the Bond villain look!

-👺

I'm not trying to look like a Bond villain. I just want a cat.

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Yes 🙌🙌 I have met Banthony on many occasions! AND I officiated the wedding between him and Rassilon ☺️☺️

See, if you say that im just a made up character by someone sitting behind their phone (i'm not 😋) then how would other people know that you aren't just some made up guy played by someone who spends alot of time on tumblr too (i know you aren't love xx) what if YOU'RE not real

Because I am a public figure. No one who isn't a liar has ever "met" you.

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You named a cat after me??!?

*offers you a cat*

This is a friend. Not a snack.

- the cat sharing anon

I hope you're aware of the fact I will probably end up eating it but. It's cute I suppose. I will keep it around. I will name it Little Theet.

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You are so nice to me 🥰☺️❤️❤️

changing my name to The Population so you can decimate me 😍😍😘

Is this a pickup line of yours?