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Tomodachi Life for 3DS now finally has a gay mod, happy pride month

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Hello!! I still like ZZZ, but I'm no longer playing!! I will be relying on you guys for Cunning Hares content. ♡

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A Dream Come True at Last | Nicole Portrait

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nicole must be such a source of comfort for the rest of the cunning hares. she’s their anchor, their rock, their refuge. when she found them in the dirt, bloodied and lost, she said my treasure and took them home with her. when the problems they’re running from catch up and their pasts haunt them, she’s right there with them. and she doesn’t even ask why. she doesn’t ask questions and when things come to light all she says is please trust me to help. she gives them all the space they need and all the help she can give. is it any wonder why they’re so loyal to her.

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Drew this imagining her betting at some kind of racing event

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No Billywise content but we got Cunning Hares caring moment! Esp on Nicole giving Billy something to eat after he went through to get free food from Breaded Relief!

Nicole and Cunning Hares continue being the best squad ever. I’ll forever miss them when 2.0 rolls around 😭

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LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME CANT U SEE

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邪兎屋メンバー。初期と現在。

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This has dropped off the "popular petitions" front page of the government petitions website, and we're still a ways off the 100k goal for it to be debated in parliament -

It's still ticking away upwards, and it does cheer me up to see there's not a single constituency without a signature - but please share, and UK people please sign!

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Right now more than ever when people make jokes about trashing the entire south or being embarrassed of us etc etc yall need to fucking say something. It’s reaching the point that hating the southern US states is just siding with the fascists.

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we got another good news roundup!

the fight is still on! don’t give up!

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Just a small heads up that progress on commissions is going to slow down a little bit and I'll have to stop accepting new ones for the time being, the first stage of my move is underway so I'm going to need to set aside time to pack my things

My major moving expenses are already covered but I won't be able to make any new income outside of selling things on kofi store, so if you'd like to help I'd really appreciate it if you could check it out and maybe consider buying something.

That said I'm not in an urgent situation so if someone else looks to need it more def donate to them instead

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Hey just a general PSA from someone officially diagnosed and documented:

Now is not the time to seek out an autism diagnosis.

RFK's plans have been made very clear and any diagnosis you do get will get you put on this "national disease registry" they're proposing.

Trust me when I say I completely understand the need for accommodations and a better understanding of yourself, but if you have gone this long without being diagnosed, you will be better off waiting.

Furthermore, listen to and advocate for folks who are diagnosed, especially folks with higher support needs. They'll be the first ones targeted for whatever bullshit "experimental treatments" the government tries to push.

Stay safe and look out for your neighbor.

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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

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Ladies and Gentlemen and Everyone Who Loves/Like Zenless Zone Zero, I Present You The Cunning Hares And Their Pokémon.

Part 1: Nicole Demara

(Apologies if this looks bad, I don’t actually know how to make a Trainer Card)

So here’s how Nicole got her team and why I picked them for her.

1. Lopunny: Each member of the Cunning Hares has a bunny Pokemon. I picked shiny Lopunny because it is a pink shiny and Nicole has pink hair. Lopunny was Nicole’s first Pokemon from her days at the orphanage, she found a starving Buneary and fed it her own dinner. Touched, the Pokémon stayed with her even after she left the orphanage. Buneary evolved when Nicole made the Cunning Hares. Somehow, Nicole even has a Mega Stone for Lopunny.

2. Mabosstiff: It’s called the Boss Pokemon, and Nicole’s the boss of the Cunning Hares. Nicole found a sick Maschiff and healed it despite knowing it would cost a ton of Dennies. Like Lopunny, he followed Nicole after the incident as he appreciated her selfless. He evolved when Nicole and Lopunny were about to be attacked by other Hollow Raiders to protect his family and won against every one of the Raiders and their Pokemon.

3. Persian: A classy Pokemon for a classy broke lady. Nicole was just going around Lumina Square when she saw a depressed Persian near the trash. Thinking she could get money if she returned Persian to their owner, she helped Persian return home only for Persian’s original owners tell them that they preferred their new Persian because it’s more docile compared to the battle ready Persian. Angered, Nicole told them they were horrible people and ran away with Persian. Persian stayed with Nicole because he felt like he found his real Trainer in Nicole.

4. Klefki and 5. Gholdengo: It’s because Klefki has keys to break in homes and you can evolve a chest form Gimmighoul to Gholdengo. Nicole was rummaging around a Hollow when she stumbled upon a funny scene: a Klefki proudly guarding a chest. Curious, Nicole distracted Klefki to get to the chest only to learn that the Pokémon was actually guarding a sleeping Gimmighoul who was its friend. Apparently, the sleeping Pokemon was exhausted from trying to find coins to evolve and Klefki was protecting it from other Gimmighouls and Ethereals. Guilty, Nicole gave them some Dennies as an apology. The next day at the Cunning Hares base, the two Pokémon greeted Nicole and joined her team because they knew they could have a home with her. Soon after, Gimmighoul evolved after Nicole and Klefki successfully managed to get 999 Gimmighoul coins after multiple Hollow jobs.

6. Gardevoir: I just know Nicole would love to have one because their evolution line loves to take care of their trainer’s emotional state. Nicole’s first few gigs as the boss of the Cunning Hares wasn’t that great but one gig left her with something that gave her hope. A client who was a Pokemon breeder was panicking over losing their Bangboo and commissioned Nicole to retrieve it from the Hollows. By the time she and her team got the Bangboo back, the client told her that they could only pay with a Pokemon egg, which she accepted. A Ralts hatched and was soon babied by Nicole and the rest of the team. By the time of the Perlman trial, the Ralts had fully evolved into a Gardevoir after getting stronger due to the constant danger that the Cunning Hares would go through.

Next Parts: [Anby], [Billy], and [Nekomata].

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Part 2: Anby and her Team.

Disclaimer: So, I did play Anby’s Agent Story and watched both her demo and her teaser, but I don’t think I could give her Silver Soldier self a Pokemon team. Not because I don’t think she shouldn’t have one, but because of how immoral the scientists were and how they were okay with killing a bunch of girls that I don’t think they would’ve allowed any of Silver Squad to have a Pokemon. Therefore, Anby’s team came after the whole Silver Squad incident.

1. Buneary: Every Cunning Hares has a bunny Pokemon, and I wanted Anby to have Buneary, Lopunny's pre-evolution that starts with 0 base friendship, kinda like how Anby had no friends until she met Nicole. Anby met her first Pokemon during a burger run when she heard a small whimper and saw a Buneary looking at her burger. She led the Buneary to the Cunning Hares' base to give him more food and told Nicole about it. Nicole and her Lopunny told her to keep him, which she agreed to, and now Buneary takes care of Anby when he needs to. He hasn't evolved yet because he secretly hides an Everstone in his fur and will only evolve when Anby finally stops being a coward.

2. Morpeko: Hangry Electric Pokemon. Anby and Buneary were doing snack runs when they met Morpeko. The Pokemon was in hangry mode because it hadn't eaten in days when it saw Anby and Buneary carrying bags full of snacks and snuck into Anby's bag, where they began to eat the snacks until Buneary fought it off. Unfortunately, Morpeko followed the two to the base, and Anby had to use her Pokeballs to catch Morpeko. Thankfully, Morpeko is more docile after being caught and has proven themselves to be a great teammate during a fight.

3. Porygon-Z and 4. Beheeyem: After doing her Agent Story, I knew I wanted to give her these two. After Anby had found S11 and saw her more happy life, Anby ran into a Hollow near the old Silver Squad base to cry, and her tears had alerted two Pokemons. A Porygon-Z made a beeline to Anby, with a Beheeyem following suit. Anby remembered seeing the two during her time as Captain, as the scientist had also tortured a Porygon2 to make it a better Pokemon and forced it to evolve while forcing a chained Beheeyem to tamper the memories of her, her sisters, and the poor Porygon-Z. Anby hugged the poor Pokemon and caught them to give them a better life away from Silver Squad.

5. Hisuian Zoroark: Hisuian Zoroark's lore fits with Anby's loss of most of her sisters. While secretly looking after S11, Anby found a Hisuian Zoroark looking at her, almost as if he knew why Anby was looking after S11. Unnerved, Anby left the scene but kept seeing the Zoroark every time she secretly looked after S11. Then, after one of her secret spying missions, Anby saw the reason the Zoroark was watching her when she spied. S11 had a Hisuian Zoroa in her team, and that Zorua was the younger sibling to the Zoroark. Sympathizing, Anby told the Zoroark they could watch their siblings at the same time, and Zoroark joined the team afterward.

6. Bisharp: It's red and uses blades, and I needed something that reminds Anby of S11. Anby met her Bisharp when it was a Pawniard during one of her first gigs as a Cunning Hare. The Pawniard was busy fighting off Ethereals when Anby, Buneary, and Morpeko dropped on his battle after coming out of a fissure. After seeing the three fight off the Ethereals with ease, the Pawniard begged them to take him with them as he wanted to be as strong as them. Anby agreed because she understood the need to be strong and trained Pawniard well until he evolved into a Bisharp right before the Dead End Butcher quest.

Cunning Hares: [Nicole], [Billy], and [Nekomata]