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Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad
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having mister would you please help my pony by ween stuck in my head kind of feels like a sanity mechanic.
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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I like the famous Quagmire turns into a Toilet meme but Let's not forget the damage he's done.
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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
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faded off 2 shots of SpongeBob Cum
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memory alpha is my favorite collection of completely useless information on the internet. why do you have an article for "handkerchief" you are a star trek wiki
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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year
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