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this post has been on my mind all week

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thoughts about changing haircut💇

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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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god please bring my family back together

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togame your dick is too big your vibes too chill they'll kill you togame.

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i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

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if i said i was more animal than girl do u promise to be rlly gross and weird about it?

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

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Suna selfie

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i've been in fandom spaces for about 18 years or so at this point and i never thought we'd hit a point where this has to be said

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I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it

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Okay so hear me out on this one because I know he’s a white boy of the month,,, but I can’t help but fan cast Lewis Pullman as Beau. LIKE LET ME COOK, because I don’t mean right now, I’m imagining him in somewhere between 5-10 years, scruff him up a bit and I think he could be perfect🙌 And it gives us enough time for you to write the book💥best seller💥movie adaptation💥the whole world becomes monster fuckers💥 akrsjebrjjsbfakfjns

I could be very wrong and that is so chill, but I love Beau so this is what I offer the community wkbrjwjfnwkfb

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HAHAHAHA i like your positivity times

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moshi moshi

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in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon

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