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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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🐋💤💤🫧

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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The Cage, with human soul and parts

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I met a wolf in the field today

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"Who dares disturb my slumber?" ⚰️ 💤 "Let me sleep." 𖣘 V I N C E N T V A L E N T I N E 𖣘

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for just right now,

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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

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who let this bird on the train

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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battered and bruised

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MY SILLIES!!

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i got inspired

original image under cut