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too late, i already sold it. Does store-bought work? I could probably find an extra one around here somewhere…

Business proposal, you give me your soul, I give you demonic possession a new friend

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Help! The mushrooms…they won’t stop…

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ough…

the shromms….

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A group of male rats sneaking food in the middle of the night

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In the relationship between brothers, "the last piece of fried chicken" is always an irreplaceable strategic resource that can never be surrendered.

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Fought the moon. It lost.

I looveee the forest!!:D

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so, Twilight AND Time are both farmers, right? And they were both raised in the woods/very rural area on the edge of woods. Not only would they both have a deep understanding of plants, but also of everything that goes into raising crops

and speaking as someone who helps out on a hobby farm, what I’m getting at is

it’s entirely possible that at some point in their journey, Time and/or Twilight just … stops. Picks up a handful of dirt. Lets it run through their fingers.

And then promptly goes into a rant about how good this dirt is. It’s the best. Look how dark it is. You can smell the nutrients. So moist. Look at the happy worms aerating the dirt. You could get anything to take root in this soil. I’m taking some of this dirt home. Warriors, why are you running, I need some of your bottles—

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I think its a good idea, stabbing is quick and to the point, really gets a the message across. We really have to keep an edge over the competition. Just point it away from me, please.

Okay folks, who are we stabbing today?

I personally vote @ganon-the-dorf

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Me too! It’s where my dad is.

Or was…

I looveee the forest!!:D

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if you will blog revival, i will also blog revival. Hand in blog revivalbe hand.

to all my zelda nerds.......... blog revival ig afterr like 2???? years)

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like ants 🐜

Wake the fuck up bitches!

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Grandpa Smith is underrated.

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it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

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If you've ever looked at a bit of crumbling drywall and gone "boy am I hungry right now" then meringues are the recipe for you. They're simultaneously very simple and very finnicky, but if you can get the hang of them then you can experience eating chalk (but sweet!) whenever you want, with none of the limestone content involved in eating real chalk. A batch of meringues is just 3 egg whites, (at ROOM TEMPERATURE) 1/8th teaspoon cream of tartar, 3/4 cups regular white granulated sugar, and a half teaspoon of vanilla extract. (or you could do a different flavor, if you like your conkrete to be fancy. I do not. I am here to experience texture with minimal flavor.)

You combine all the ingredients but the sugar in a mixer with a whisk attachment, and whisk at high speed until soft peaks form. Then slowly sift in the granulated sugar, whisking as you go. Once all the sugar is whisked in, keep mixing for another five minutes--the mix should be glossy and sleek, not dry.

Then pipe the cookies onto a parchment-lined pan, about two inches across, leaving an inch of space between. If you have fancy frosting tips and a piping bag, use them. Bafflingly, I do not have those (why? what have I been doing with my life that I own three machetes but not frosting tips?) so I just used a gallon ziplock with a hole poked into it and made beautiful little angel turd shapes.

They bake at 200 F for 45 minutes, and then should be allowed to rest in the oven for another half hour with the temperature off. Don't open the oven while they bake! Let them cool completely, and then you can eat something that has both the visual look and the mouth-feel of a packing peanut.

I love these things. I'll post an out-of-oven picture when they're done in like an hour.

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Justice ⚔️

trying something different :D

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ME?! POSTING AGAIN SO SOON?!?!

Lmaoooo anyway, @dreaming-of-lu ! Come get your old man! We love him over here and doodles for you have been long overdue 💖

P.S: Muppet time is by @ghostplasmas thank you for the lovely idea lolol (sorry for the tag)