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[timetheoldman]

you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

[timetheoldman]

There is only one piece of information I need- what does Epona really think about me? Does she like the feed I bought her? Is her saddle comfortable enough? Does she like it when I give her brushies? Does she- *gunshots*

I feel kinda bad for being so busy gathering wisdom I haven't really been helping my bois, so as an apology I shall give each of my bois one (1) Peice of wisdom from my Big Book of Goddess Wisdom. Feel free to tell me what wisdom you seek.

@the-legend-of-leg

@guyfromordon

@hyruleislost

@do-it-four-swords

@the-one-and-only-wild

@wimdyy

@lofthearted

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I didn't at link #[ ] cuz I already offered him a wisdom

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and a happy new year!! 🎉🥳🎊🍾🍾

Merry Christmas @malon-lon

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Hey uhh there's a hole seemingly leading to the underworld in front of the ranch. Do you think maybe it could also lead to the twilight realm.. possibly, maybe?

DO NOT JUMP INTO THE HOLE. DO NOT BE LIKE YOUR BEOTHER AND JUMP INTO HOLES. DO NOT THROW YOURSELF OFF OF A CLIFF BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUN. YOU JUST HAD A DEADLY EXPERIENCE THAT IS NOT THE TWILIGHT REALM DO NOT MAKE ME CALL MALON.

NO.

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my kids lighting a forest on fire (again)

Thinking about my horse turning i to a person

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Thinking about my horse turning i to a person

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my depression

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Whats the biggest thing you have ever fought?

[timetheoldman]

growing children need full and healthy meals. Have a cup of milk too :-)

i crave arson and chaos.

-@healing-hero

With a side of fries, perhaps?

[timetheoldman]

Most snails, especially aquatic varieties have one long tongue covered in serrated tewth. They use this to strip food particles from surfaces in an upward stripping motion called “rasping” Their jaw bone acts like a cutting tool for larger particles like leaves or seaweed. One “tongue” can have millions of these microscopic teefs!

I think life would be neater if snails had teeth

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*bites ur elbow (bc I’m too dang s h. O r t) affectionately*

*sniffs* just like Four *sniffs*

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Link, the knives are missing, do you know where they went?

-Malon

I have found two! One of them was under the fridge. I was getting my daily ice cube Wild kicked to me after dropping it filling up his water bottle.

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Good news! They have a teethes. Many theets. Heteets.

I think life would be neater if snails had teeth

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But I like chewing on the walls :-(

I hid all of our knives around the house and now I'm gonna ask Link to find them because he seems like he needs stimulation. Been chewing on the walls a little too much if you know what I mean.

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No, the spicy stuff is growing on me

OUCHG

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-🌶️ (Tabasco person)

aough

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-🌶️ (Tabasco person)

aough

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hi dad can I get the unicorn plushie? 🥺

Sure, do you need money for it? And don’t forget to check if it’s cursed. Buy me one too if it is.

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hi dad

YOU DONT GET HELLOS YOU RUINED THE SANCTITY OF MILK. YOUR SMUG FACE STALKS MY NIGHTMARES AND EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY I AM ON GUARD. YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME AGAIN, TABASCO CHILD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥